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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 87 p4p, 3395 weight class) and Boban Turnik (ranked 11 p4p, 373 weight class). Kreischer comes into the arena with Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone blaring out of the sound system. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Boban Turnik!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Mauricio Rocha and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Kreischer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kreischer throws a series of punches but Turnik moves out of range.
Turnik has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kreischer swings for the body but Turnik moves out of range.
Turnik throws a counter combo.
No joy there for Turnik, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kreischer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Herbert Kreischer has been cut.
Kreischer scores with a hook.
It looks like Boban Turnik has been cut.
An inside leg kick from Turnik misses.
Kreischer slips a jab from Turnik.
Kreischer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Turnik throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kreischer throws a lazy right hand but Turnik sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Turnik misses with a body punch
and Kreischer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turnik walks into a stiff left hand from Kreischer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kreischer clinches with his opponent.
Kreischer lands with a light punch inside.
Kreischer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turnik is trying to stall.
Kreischer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Turnik backwards.
That has opened up Boban Turnik's cut even more.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turnik misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kreischer presses Turnik against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kreischer.
Turnik looks winded!
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Kreischer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kreischer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kreischer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turnik backwards.
Kreischer tries a knee to the head but Turnik blocks it.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
Kreischer working Turnik over with knees to the body.
Kreischer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kreischer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turnik backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hand to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands a nice uppercut.
Turnik takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kreischer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turnik.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kreischer.
The cut above Boban Turnik's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Turnik is trying to break free.
Turnik's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kreischer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Turnik is rocked!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kreischer.
Turnik takes a shot to the head.
Turnik's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turnik is still on wobbly legs! Can Kreischer finish him?
A right handed body shot lands from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands a good knee to the midsection. Turnik won't want to take too many of those.
Turnik seems to have recovered his senses.
Kreischer creates a bit of space and cracks Turnik with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Turnik is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Turnik tries to get into range but Kreischer steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Turnik! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Kreischer scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Herbert Kreischer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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