PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vito del Verrocchio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying del Verrocchio 's choice of entrance music: Ice Cream Paint Job. Adolf Bin Laden is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bin Laden
vs
del Verrocchio

190 cm
23
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

192 cm
18
235 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vito del Verrocchio !
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Columbo Gatti and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Laden misses with a looping right.
Bin Laden throws a right hand that del Verrocchio ducks under and follows up with a left that del Verrocchio also avoids with ease.
del Verrocchio avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
A punch combination from Bin Laden misses.
del Verrocchio misses with a combination

and del Verrocchio is countered with a crisp right hand from Bin Laden that sends him to the canvas! Bin Laden follows him to the mat into side control.

del Verrocchio is rocked!

It looks like Vito del Verrocchio has been cut.
Bin Laden passes to full mount! That's big trouble for del Verrocchio !
del Verrocchio is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
del Verrocchio wants to hold on but Bin Laden pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden controlling the position easily from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Adolf Bin Laden just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Bin Laden misses with a double jab
letting del Verrocchio counter with a right hand.
Bin Laden misses with a combination
and del Verrocchio counters with a nice uppercut.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but del Verrocchio circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden misses with a combination
and del Verrocchio counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
del Verrocchio darts in trying to clinch
and Bin Laden counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vito del Verrocchio 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

del Verrocchio tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bin Laden misses with a double jab
enabling del Verrocchio to counter with a crisp jab.
Bin Laden misses with a looping left.
del Verrocchio uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
del Verrocchio fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin Laden avoids the head kick by del Verrocchio .
del Verrocchio wants to clinch but Bin Laden slips to the side
and Bin Laden counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden connects with a superb combination that knocks del Verrocchio out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Bin Laden before he can land any more shots to the unconscious del Verrocchio !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Adolf Bin Laden!