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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between JeanXavier LePoopiepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kris Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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205 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, JeanXavier LePoopiepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kris Burns!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by LePoopiepants. LePoopiepants obviously looking to wear him down.
Burns looks gassed!
LePoopiepants tries to clinch there but Burns circles away.
LePoopiepants moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
LePoopiepants throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
LePoopiepants tries to clinch up.
LePoopiepants closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - LePoopiepants lands in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LePoopiepants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
LePoopiepants wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and LePoopiepants defends well.
LePoopiepants is looking to work some ground and pound but Burns has wrist control.
LePoopiepants trying to control the position from guard on top but Burns is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Burns throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
LePoopiepants wanted to stand there but Burns had control of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
LePoopiepants tries to free his leg and advance position but Burns is retaining full guard.
Burns avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
LePoopiepants trying to control the position from guard on top but Burns is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
LePoopiepants moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LePoopiepants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
LePoopiepants's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and LePoopiepants duly obliges.
LePoopiepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Burns sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Burns closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
LePoopiepants preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
LePoopiepants trying to control here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
JeanXavier LePoopiepants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Burns shoots in for a double leg but LePoopiepants sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Burns slips a jab and a cross from LePoopiepants.
LePoopiepants scoring well with a low kick there.
Burns shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in LePoopiepants's guard.
Burns drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but LePoopiepants manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Burns has LePoopiepants in his guard.
LePoopiepants wants to stand and escape but instead Burns has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LePoopiepants looking to control.
Burns is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! LePoopiepants is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! LePoopiepants has escaped and now he's on top!
LePoopiepants wants to stand but Burns has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Burns controls LePoopiepants momentarily but LePoopiepants frees himself.
LePoopiepants wants to stand but Burns is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in LePoopiepants's guard.
LePoopiepants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Burns on the ground.
Burns drops back looking for a leg! LePoopiepants is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and LePoopiepants manages to kick Burns off! Burns jumps back into LePoopiepants's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
LePoopiepants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Burns is one step ahead there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Burns passes into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kris Burns showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Burns blocks the body kick.
LePoopiepants bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
JeanXavier LePoopiepants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LePoopiepants shoots and misses
and Burns counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
LePoopiepants is trying to hold Burns in close to prevent damage but Burns has managed to pass into half guard.
Burns is working for a kimura but LePoopiepants is defending it quite comfortably.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
LePoopiepants is looking for a sweep. Burns is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and LePoopiepants defends it well.
LePoopiepants is controlling Burns's position as best he can from this difficult position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Burns works his way into full mount!
Burns has hold of LePoopiepants's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and LePoopiepants manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
LePoopiepants tries to hold on but Burns postures up.
Burns has hold of LePoopiepants's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and LePoopiepants manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
LePoopiepants tries to hold on but Burns pushes him away.
Burns working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
LePoopiepants's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kris Burns comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Burns has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kris Burns!
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energy
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FIGHT
RATING
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