PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Jack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McFart Pants
vs
Jack

195 cm
22
205 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

195 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doug Jack !
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Lou da Vinci and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFart Pants throws a right hand that Jack ducks under and follows up with a left that Jack also avoids with ease.

McFart Pants looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jack is on top in guard.
McFart Pants working a defensive guard here.
Jack trying to control but McFart Pants is working from the bottom.
Jack is looking to stand up but McFart Pants won't let him.
McFart Pants working a defensive guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants trying to control the position here.
Jack wants to control from the top but McFart Pants keeps moving.
Jack trying to stand up but can't free himself from McFart Pants's guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
McFart Pants throws a series of punches but Jack moves out of range.
Jack falls off balance throwing a combination

and McFart Pants counters with a takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jack gets back to half guard.
McFart Pants prevents Jack from improving his position.
McFart Pants throwing shots but Jack is blocking nicely.
Jack wants to control but McFart Pants is keeping busy and won't allow it.

McFart Pants decides to stand and escape the position.

McFart Pants drives through with a takedown into guard.
McFart Pants is looking to work some ground and pound but Jack has wrist control.
McFart Pants forces his way into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants controlling the action here.
Jack trying to control from the bottom.
Jack might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control McFart Pants kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Jack gets back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jack is trying to control the position but McFart Pants postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Jack is working an open guard so McFart Pants takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from McFart Pants.

McFart Pants gets a takedown into half guard.
Jack trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but McFart Pants manages to pass to mount!
Jack looks gassed!
McFart Pants landing strikes from the mount.
Jack is squirming around, avoiding McFart Pants's attempts to control the action.
Jack can't escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Farty McFart Pants dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McFart Pants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jack .
Jack tries for a takedown but McFart Pants circles away easily
and McFart Pants counters with a nice leg kick.
McFart Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McFart Pants throws and low kick but Jack moves out of range easily.

Excellent takedown into side control there by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Jack is trying to improve his position.
Jack is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McFart Pants has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jack is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. McFart Pants yanks on the arm and Jack is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by McFart Pants.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Farty McFart Pants!