PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jez Stukeley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and homer simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as homer simpson enters the cage!

Stukeley
vs
simpson

179 cm
21
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

170 cm
20
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

EFC-S 150Q Energy, 147Q strength & Stamina, CHEAP!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jez Stukeley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, homer simpson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

simpson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

simpson stands up and beckons Stukeley to his feet.
Stukeley stalks simpson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into simpson's face. simpson staggers backwards, shaken.
Stukeley stuffs the takedown.
Stukeley throws a right and a left that simpson avoids nicely.
Stukeley throws a right and a left that both miss.
homer simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
simpson throws the kick towards the body but Stukeley avoids it.
simpson tries to clinch up but Stukeley circles away and keeps his distance.
simpson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Stukeley sprawls well. Stukeley wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. simpson gets slowly back to his feet.
Stukeley keeps the fight on the outside.
simpson throws a left and a right that both miss

and Stukeley counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Stukeley.

That's one minute gone in the round.
simpson keeping full guard, as Stukeley tries to pass.
Stukeley pushes down on simpson's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Stukeley is breathing heavily.
simpson is trying to control but can't.
simpson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stukeley's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stukeley's back!
Stukeley trying to control the hands but simpson won't let him.
simpson thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Stukeley covering up well and avoiding damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
simpson controls the position.
Stukeley covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Stukeley knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for simpson on the ground.
Stukeley covering up well and avoiding damage.
simpson has good solid back control here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - simpson's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
simpson throwing sloppy strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
simpson trying to control.
Stukeley is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
simpson tries to keep control of the position but Stukeley is staying busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

simpson looking for the RNC.
Stukeley wants to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but homer simpson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

simpson shoots and misses

and Stukeley counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
simpson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stukeley's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stukeley's back!
Stukeley is trying to break free.
simpson is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Stukeley prevents simpson from getting a body triangle.
simpson keeps control of the position easily here as Stukeley tries to buck him off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Despite being in the dominant position, homer simpson just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
simpson fails with the takedown.
simpson is looking to clinch but Stukeley is avoiding it.

simpson has managed to clinch.

simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
simpson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stukeley avoids it really well and circles away.
Jez Stukeley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of homer simpson.
simpson misses with a takedown
and Stukeley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stukeley digs a good body shot into simpson's ribs.
simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
simpson misses with a combination
and Stukeley counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
simpson throws a sloppy head kick and Stukeley moves out of range easily.
Stukeley looks to land a combination. simpson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
simpson misses with a takedown

so Stukeley counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Stukeley is looking to advance position but simpson has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
simpson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Stukeley is looking to escape.
Stukeley really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
simpson wants to control the pace but Stukeley is squirming around nicely.
Stukeley is trying to escape the mount.
simpson trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Stukeley is desperately trying to improve his position but simpson has a good base and remains in mount.
simpson looking to ground and pound but Stukeley is blocking nicely.
Stukeley is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jez Stukeley dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

simpson with a lazy takedown attempt

and Stukeley counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Stukeley looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
simpson has his hands clasped together around Stukeley's back. He's all about the action.
simpson is trying to stand.
Stukeley wants to advance to full mount but simpson doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Stukeley postures up.

simpson has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Stukeley off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
simpson closes the distance looking to clinch

and Stukeley counters by clinching up.

simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stukeley throws a right and a left that simpson avoids nicely.
Jez Stukeley is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
simpson fails with the takedown
enabling Stukeley to counter with a crisp jab.
simpson wants to clinch.
simpson is looking to clinch but Stukeley is avoiding it.

Stukeley drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
simpson keeping full guard, as Stukeley tries to pass.
simpson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stukeley!
Jez Stukeley overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
simpson unloading with bombs!
Stukeley tries to hold on but simpson pushes him away.
Stukeley is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stukeley is looking to improve his position but simpson isn't that keen on the idea.
Stukeley is working hard here to advance position.
simpson throwing strikes here but Stukeley is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
simpson looking to control but Stukeley is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
simpson landing strikes from the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
simpson trying to control but Stukeley is having none of it.
simpson throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
simpson punishing his opponent with strikes.
simpson controlling from the full mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jez Stukeley showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stukeley has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jez Stukeley!