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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Smasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kriss Siddle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kriss Siddle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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130 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
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135 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Smasher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Kriss Siddle!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Siddle misses with a series of wild punches.
Siddle misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Siddle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Siddle scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Smasher throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Siddle counters with a two punch combo.
Smasher misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Smasher does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smasher scores with a three punch combo!
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Smasher moves out of range of the body kick from Siddle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Siddle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smasher.
Siddle throws an overhand right that lands on Smasher's shoulder, as Smasher tries to avoid the shot.
Siddle misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A low kick from Siddle misses
and Smasher counters with a three punch combo that has Siddle backing up. Siddle nods at Smasher to acknowledge the strikes.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smasher moves away.
Siddle misses with a double jab
and Smasher counters with a body kick that stops Siddle in his tracks momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smasher tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Smasher really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Smasher misses with a combination
and Siddle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Smasher throws a body punch but Siddle moves out of range.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher counters with a straight right hand.
Smasher misses with the combination.
Siddle goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Siddle misses with a combination
and Smasher makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Siddle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Siddle throws a sloppy body shot
and Smasher counters with a thumping low kick.
Smasher tries to bum rush Siddle with a series of wild strikes but Siddle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smasher swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Siddle counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Siddle throws a combination that misses
and Smasher counters with a nice body shot.
A shot to the body from Siddle misses
and Smasher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Smasher is looking to wear down Siddle with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
Kriss Siddle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smasher blocks a head kick by Siddle.
Smasher falls off balance throwing a combination
and Siddle counters with a three punch combo that has Smasher backing up. Smasher nods at Siddle to acknowledge the strikes.
Smasher lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Smasher.
Smasher is working the combinations to good effect here.
Smasher takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Siddle fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Smasher is out of range.
Smasher throws a nice looking combination but Siddle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Siddle throws a combination that misses
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Smasher dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smasher bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Siddle throws a chopping leg kick but Smasher manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a one-two to the body.
Siddle misses with a double jab
and Smasher counters with a series of strikes. Siddle will be more careful next time no doubt.
Siddle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Smasher rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Siddle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Siddle avoids the body shot from Smasher.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Siddle misses with a low kick.
Siddle slips a jab and a cross from Smasher.
Siddle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a nice body shot.
Smasher throws a left and a right that both miss
and Siddle counters with a one-two to the body.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle throws a sloppy head kick
and Smasher counters with an inside leg kick.
Siddle blocks a low kick nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle scores with a three punch combo!
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Siddle's corner calls for a 1-2. Siddle obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A lazy left from Smasher finds it's target.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
Smasher misses with a wild combination.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Siddle throws a combination that misses
and Smasher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Siddle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smasher moves out of range as Siddle strikes.
Smasher fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Smasher misses.
Smasher throws a combination that misses
and Siddle counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a one-two to the body.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a one-two to the body.
Siddle misses with a double jab
and Smasher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Siddle has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Smasher throws a combination that misses
and Siddle connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smasher throws a one two combo.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smasher has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Smasher scores with a leg kick.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Siddle misses with a combination
and Smasher counters with a straight right hand.
Smasher throws the left hand but Siddle avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Smasher dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Smasher misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smasher tries to bum rush Siddle with a series of wild strikes but Siddle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Siddle misses with a double jab
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
Siddle misses with a combination
and Smasher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smasher tries to move into range but Siddle moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Smasher bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Smasher misses with a two punch combination.
Smasher smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Joe Smasher is winning the standup battle so far.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a stiff right hand.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Smasher lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Siddle circles away quickly and effectively.
A punch combination from Smasher misses.
A left lands for Smasher.
Siddle lands with an uppercut that bounces Smasher off the cage and back into rage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Siddle looks to score with a jab to the body but Smasher is just out of range.
Smasher swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a leg kick.
Siddle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle throws a combination that misses
and Smasher counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Siddle misses with a straight right.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smasher misses with a wild combination.
Siddle misses with a double jab
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Siddle throws a combination that misses
and Smasher counters with a left and a right that stings Siddle.
A nice combination there by Smasher.
Joe Smasher is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Siddle falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasher counters with a one-two to the body.
Smasher slips a jab from Siddle.
Smasher tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Siddle is able to avoid easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smasher falls off balance throwing a combination
and Siddle counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A combination from Smasher does no damage.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Siddle throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smasher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Siddle misses with a combination
and Smasher counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Siddle throws a jab when Smasher was well out of range.
Siddle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a two punch combo.
Kriss Siddle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joe Smasher is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Smasher throws a combination that misses
and Siddle counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Smasher showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smasher has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Smasher!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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