PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Demaine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Matterhorn's entrance music is Barney Stinson is Awesome. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Von Matterhorn
vs
Demaine

182 cm
24
266 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

194 cm
22
275 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dwight Demaine!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Fujiwara and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demaine throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Matterhorn.
Demaine swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Demaine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Von Matterhorn circles away quickly and effectively.
Demaine slaps away a takedown attempt from Von Matterhorn, before circling back to the center of the mat.
No joy there for Demaine, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Demaine misses with a hook.
Von Matterhorn avoids the body shot from Demaine.
Demaine swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Demaine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Demaine rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Von Matterhorn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dwight Demaine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Matterhorn digs a good body shot into Demaine's ribs.

Von Matterhorn looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Von Matterhorn missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Von Matterhorn is nestled in close to Demaine, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Von Matterhorn thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Demaine's head.
Von Matterhorn looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Von Matterhorn throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn wants to free his trapped foot but Demaine is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Demaine is trying to stand back up but Von Matterhorn is controlling him
Von Matterhorn is looking to take a break and control but Demaine is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Von Matterhorn has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Von Matterhorn slips a nice elbow through Demaine's hands, connecting with Demaine's forehead.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the action but Demaine is working from the bottom.
Von Matterhorn landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Matterhorn lands with a punch from half guard.
Demaine trying to control here.
Von Matterhorn prevents Demaine from standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn working the head and body with strikes.
Von Matterhorn is keen to just control but Demaine is a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Von Matterhorn is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Von Matterhorn throwing shots but Demaine is blocking nicely.
Von Matterhorn lands strikes from half guard.
Von Matterhorn thows a huge punch but Demaine dodges it nicely.
Von Matterhorn stops Demaine from getting back to his feet.
Demaine punching from the bottom.
Demaine is trying to stand.
Von Matterhorn lands with a punch from half guard.
Von Matterhorn is trying to control. Demaine wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn drops an elbow to the side of Demaine's head.

Von Matterhorn is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Demaine has managed to free his arm - good work.
Von Matterhorn working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Von Matterhorn scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Von Matterhorn keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Demaine is not content to let Von Matterhorn control the position.
Von Matterhorn missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Von Matterhorn thows a huge punch but Demaine dodges it nicely.
Demaine really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Von Matterhorn. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Von Matterhorn looks to land a strike but Demaine avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Von Matterhorn stands up over Demaine, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn with a flurry of punches that miss.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the position from guard on top but Demaine is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Von Matterhorn wants to pass the guard but Demaine is keeping the position.
Von Matterhorn wants to control from the top but Demaine keeps moving.
Demaine is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Von Matterhorn is controlling him.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the position from guard on top but Demaine is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Matterhorn won't allow Demaine to sweep him here.
Von Matterhorn is looking to work some ground and pound but Demaine has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Demaine fails to land with a series of punches.
Demaine misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Demaine misses its intended target.
Demaine works Von Matterhorn's body with a nice hook.
Demaine lands with a hook. Von Matterhorn tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Demaine's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Demaine duly obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Demaine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Matterhorn.
Demaine slips under a jab from Von Matterhorn.
Demaine scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Demaine misses with a body shot.
Demaine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Demaine throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Von Matterhorn looks to land a left hand but Demaine moved out of range nicely.
Demaine lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Von Matterhorn takes one on the button.
Demaine tries to bum rush Von Matterhorn with a series of wild strikes but Von Matterhorn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Demaine tries to bum rush Von Matterhorn with a series of wild strikes but Von Matterhorn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Demaine changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Demaine is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Von Matterhorn rather than just go for the knockout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Demaine avoids the body shot from Von Matterhorn.
Dwight Demaine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Demaine throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Demaine swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Demaine.
Demaine tries to bum rush Von Matterhorn with a series of wild strikes but Von Matterhorn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Von Matterhorn scores with a punch to the head.
No joy there for Von Matterhorn, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Von Matterhorn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Demaine misses with a series of wild punches.
Von Matterhorn shoots in but Demaine avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Demaine misses with a double jab.

Von Matterhorn is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Demaine's half guard.
Demaine avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Von Matterhorn.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Demaine defending well though.
Von Matterhorn looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Demaine with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Demaine can do anything to dispel that myth.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Matterhorn has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Von Matterhorn has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Demaine's face.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Demaine tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Demaine tries to lock up and control but Von Matterhorn gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Von Matterhorn lands a big shot to the head and Demaine winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!