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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Steve Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Steve Collins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Vladimir Khabensky and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Collins wants to clinch.
Collins swinging wilding here.
Cartman tries to work over Collins's front leg with a kick but Collins checks it.
Collins throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
Collins motions for Cartman to come forward. Collins throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Collins displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Collins swinging wilding here.
Collins throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
Collins throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman blocks a low kick nicely.
Collins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Collins avoids nicely.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Cartman misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Collins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Collins gets a clinch.
Cartman stalling in the clinch.
Cartman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but Collins blocks with his arms.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Cartman lands a knee to the head.
Collins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cartman avoids it.
Cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Collins lands with a light punch inside.
Collins lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but Collins blocks with his arms.
Cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Collins looking to slow down the pace here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cartman - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cartman misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Collins fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Collins lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Collins blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Collins lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Collins.
Cartman is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Collins tries to stall but Cartman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but Collins blocks with his arms.
Cartman looks gassed!
Cartman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Collins is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Cartman misses with a knee to the head.
Cartman landing knees to the head.
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
Collins lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
Collins softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cartman looking to slow down the pace here.
Collins trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Collins lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Collins stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Collins lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Collins blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Collins takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cartman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Collins blocks it with crossed arms.
A short right from Collins.
Collins lands a nice shot to the body.
Come on Collins - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hook to the body lands for Collins.
Collins is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Collins gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Collins.
Collins lands with a left to the head.
Collins stalling.
Collins lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Collins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cartman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Collins prevents it.
Collins lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A bit of stalling here from Collins.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Collins throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Collins lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Collins lands a body shot in the clinch.
Collins leaning his opponent against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Collins scores with a nice short uppercut.
A body shot lands from Collins.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Collins lands an uppercut.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Collins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Collins lands a nice uppercut.
Collins blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Collins.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Collins creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Collins gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Collins breaks the clinch.
Collins chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Collins lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Good standup being displayed there by Collins as he connects with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Collins swinging wilding here.
Steve Collins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Collins is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Collins dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch lands to the side of Collins 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Collins throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Collins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman checks a low kick from Collins.
Collins tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman throws a head kick but Collins moves out of range.
Cartman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Collins at a distance.
Cartman throws a lazy head kick
and Collins counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Collins jabs Cartman right on the nose. Cartman blinks but takes it well.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Collins clinches up against the cage.
Collins lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Collins as the two fighters clinch.
Collins lands a nice shot to the body.
Steve Collins has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Collins blocks it.
Collins trying to control the position but instead, Cartman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Collins into the cage.
Cartman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Collins is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Collins lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Collins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cartman looking to throw knees to the head but Collins is blocking nicely.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartman as Collins tries to tie him up.
A body shot lands from Collins.
Collins lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cartman wants a takedown but no success here.
Collins lands with a right to the head.
Collins scores with a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Collins.
Collins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A jab from Cartman does it's job there.
Collins scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Collins.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Steve Collins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Collins fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Cartman in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Cartman avoids the attempt from Collins to control.
Cartman looking to finish Collins with some ground and pound. This is bad for Collins!
Collins is looking to get to half guard.
Collins wants to control but Cartman is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Collins blocking the ground and pound.
Collins is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Cartman scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Cartman trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Collins tries to hold on but Cartman postures up.
Cartman looking to finish with strikes here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cartman looking to control but Collins is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cartman lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Cartman thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Cartman throwing strikes but Collins uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Cartman is looking to stall here but Collins recovers full guard.
Cartman stopping the sweep attempt from Collins.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Steve Collins will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Cartman throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Collins to counter with a crisp jab.
Collins tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Collins misses with a body shot.
A low kick from Collins is predictable there
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Collins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Collins lands a really nice looking cross but Cartman seems unphased.
Cartman moves into the clinch.
Collins working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Collins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cartman looking to stall.
Collins tries a body shot but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Collins avoids it.
Cartman looking to stall.
Cartman looking to throw knees to the head but Collins is blocking nicely.
Collins breaks from the clinch.
Collins throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Collins misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Collins.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Collins wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
Cartman is trying hard to land a takedown here. Collins sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartman scores with a jab.
Cartman looks to land a body kick but Collins moved away.
Collins looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Collins connects with a nice looking jab.
Collins misses with a series of wild punches.
Collins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartman throws the kick towards the body but Collins avoids it.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Steve Collins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Collins takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Collins ducks right into an uppercut from Cartman.
A shot to de liver by Collins. Beautiful body shot.
Cartman throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Collins was covering up waiting for the punch and Cartman finishes the takedown easily into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman postures up in Collins's guard and throws a big left but Collins blocks it.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman scoring with some ground and pound.
Collins trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cartman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Collins swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Collins has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cartman finds it's way round the side to connect with Collins's head.
The crowd cheers as Collins lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cartman doesn't seem phased though.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Collins fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman dives in and grabs Collins's left leg, looking for a takedown. Collins pushes down on Cartman's head and hops out.
Collins throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Collins stalks Cartman and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Cartman's face. Cartman staggers backwards, shaken.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A shot to the body from Collins misses
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Collins throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Collins swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Collins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartman.
Steve Collins is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Collins thuds his right hand into Cartman's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Cartman drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Cartman stopping the sweep attempt from Collins.
Collins working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
Cartman pushing down on Collins's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Collins avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Collins gets full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eric Cartman.
I think Collins has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 29:28
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 29:28
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steve Collins!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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