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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Natural (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Natural comes to the cage accompanied by back in black - ACDC. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Zoidberg was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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225 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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222 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Randy Natural!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg defending well as Natural loads up on a big left hand.
Randy Natural seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Natural throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Natural jabs at Zoidberg's body.
Zoidberg has Natural up against the cage in a clinch.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Natural swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Natural on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Natural doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Natural throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Natural using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Zoidberg has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Natural swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg looks gassed!
Good body shot from Natural.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Natural.
Natural cracks Zoidberg with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Natural working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Natural with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Natural lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Natural lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Natural avoids it.
Natural lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Natural lands a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Natural.
Natural looking to throw knees to the head but Zoidberg is blocking nicely.
Natural avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Natural.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Natural is trying to stall.
Natural scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Natural is stalling here.
Zoidberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A hook to the body from Natural.
Natural is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A right hand to the body from Natural.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Natural.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
A shot in the inside from Natural.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Natural misses with some punches.
Natural trying to stall but Zoidberg improves his position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Natural.
Natural working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Natural displaying some good clinch control by pressing Zoidberg up against the cage.
Natural pushes Zoidberg back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Natural.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Natural misses with the head strike.
Natural lands a right hand.
Natural taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Natural gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Natural working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Natural lands a body shot in the clinch.
Natural lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Natural scores with a shoulder strike.
Natural scores with a shot to the side of Zoidberg's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Natural lands a hook that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Natural throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
A head punch on the inside from Natural fails to land.
Natural avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Natural throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Zoidberg blocks it with crossed arms.
Natural throws a knee to the head but misses.
Natural lands a nice shot to the body.
Natural lands a left hand.
Natural lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zoidberg or not.
Natural softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Natural working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Natural lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Natural.
Natural lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Natural digs a right hand into Zoidberg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zoidberg's gas tank.
Natural throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zoidbergs head.
Natural pushes Zoidberg back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Natural.
Natural lands with a right to the head.
Natural presses Zoidberg against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Natural looking to slow down the pace here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Natural lands a nice uppercut.
Natural misses with some punches.
Natural avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Natural throws a head punch that misses.
Natural lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Natural lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Natural has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Natural lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Natural.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Natural blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Natural lands with a left to the head.
Zoidberg working Natural over with knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Natural.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Natural tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zoidberg avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Randy Natural dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Natural throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Natural tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Natural.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Natural wants to clinch but Zoidberg slips to the side
and Zoidberg holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Natural.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Natural lands a body shot.
Natural lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Natural stalling.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Natural lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Natural is blocking nicely.
Natural has hold of one of Zoidberg's legs. Zoidberg is fighting the takedown attempt but Natural gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Zoidberg is trying to control the position but Natural postures up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Natural forces his way into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocking the ground and pound attempt from Natural.
Natural stalling.
Natural moves into full mount! Zoidberg won't be happy about that!
Zoidberg holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Natural tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Natural looking to finish with strikes here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Natural has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Zoidberg's face.
Zoidberg is looking to get to half guard.
Natural wants to control the pace but Zoidberg is squirming around nicely.
Zoidberg blocking the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Natural throws some wild stikes that Zoidberg manages to avoid easily.
Zoidberg is desperately trying to improve his position but Natural has a good base and remains in mount.
Natural scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Zoidberg is squirming around, avoiding Natural's attempts to control the action.
Natural looking to land elbow strikes but Zoidberg uses the position to regain half guard.
Natural is nestled in close to Zoidberg, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Natural throwing shots but Zoidberg is blocking nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Natural not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Natural throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Natural thows a huge punch but Zoidberg dodges it nicely.
Natural seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Zoidberg does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Natural in particular looking to stall.
Natural is looking to take a break and control but Zoidberg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Zoidberg can do anything to dispel that myth.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Zoidberg regains full guard. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Randy Natural dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Natural.
Natural thows a body shot but no joy.
Natural misses with a looping right.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Natural swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Natural misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
Zoidberg takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Natural.
Natural throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Natural has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Natural tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Natural.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoidberg takes the fight into the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Natural.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Natural digs a right hand into Zoidberg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zoidberg's gas tank.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Natural's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Natural in his tracks for a moment.
Natural digs a right hand underneath Zoidberg's ribcage. Zoidberg let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Natural works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Natural works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Natural is blocking nicely.
Good body shot from Natural.
Natural lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zoidberg or not.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Natural lands a shot to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Natural.
Natural is trying to maintain a safe position but Zoidberg gets an underhook and turns Natural into the cage.
Natural lands with a short punch from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Natural working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Randy Natural has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A body shot lands from Natural.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Natural swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Natural softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Natural lands a nice shot to the body.
Natural tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Natural lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Natural tries a knee to the head but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Natural on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Natural tries for a takedown. No joy.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Natural.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Natural lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Natural tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Natural lands a hook that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Natural has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Natural stalls.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Natural lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zoidberg or not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Natural blocks the elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Natural lands a body punch in the clinch.
Natural pushes Zoidberg back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Natural lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Natural.
Natural scores with a hook to the body.
Natural scores with a shot to the side of Zoidberg's head.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Natural manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Natural tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Natural misses with a short punch on the inside.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Natural lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Natural avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Natural is defending well for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Natural makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Natural tries a knee to the head but Zoidberg blocks it.
Natural blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Natural blocks it with crossed arms.
Natural just leaning against Zoidberg, taking a breather.
A left hand lands to the body for Natural.
Natural softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Natural takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Natural has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Natural lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zoidberg.
Natural scores with a shoulder strike.
Randy Natural is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Natural lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Natural softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Natural scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Natural takes an elbow to the forehead.
Natural softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Natural is struggling to control the position.
Natural lands a right hand.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Natural has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
Randy Natural showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Natural has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Randy Natural!
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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