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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Barney Stinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iggle Piggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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160 lbs
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180 cm
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174 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Barney Stinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Iggle Piggle!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piggle is looking to clinch.
Piggle moves in looking to clinch but Stinson pushes him off.
A combination from Piggle does no damage.
Piggle stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Piggle wants it to stay on the feet.
Piggle tries to close the distance and clinch but Stinson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Piggle misses with a two punch combination.
Piggle tries to clinch there but Stinson circles away.
Piggle throws a nice looking combination but Stinson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Piggle misses with a few strikes there.
Stinson keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Piggle tries to clinch up.
Piggle looks to land a combination but Stinson avoids it well.
Piggle looks to land a left hand but Stinson moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Stinson with that takedown attempt.
Stinson swats away the attempt to clinch by Piggle.
A big left from Piggle misses.
A left lands for Piggle.
Piggle scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Stinson slips a jab and a cross from Piggle.
Stinson swats away the attempt to clinch by Piggle.
Stinson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Piggle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piggle tries to close the distance and clinch but Stinson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Piggle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Piggle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stinson manages to avoid it.
Piggle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Piggle looks to land a combination but Stinson avoids it well.
Piggle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A right-left combo lands from Piggle.
Piggle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stinson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Piggle fails with an attempt to clinch.
Iggle Piggle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Stinson with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barney Stinson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Piggle swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stinson.
Stinson slips a jab and a cross from Piggle.
Piggle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Piggle loads up on a big right hand but Stinson slips the punch.
Piggle throws a right and a left that Stinson avoids nicely.
Stinson looks for a takedown but Piggle sprawls well.
Piggle throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinson shoots in for a takedown but Piggle shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Piggle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stinson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Iggle Piggle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Piggle tries to clinch but Stinson moves out of range.
Piggle throws a body punch but Stinson moves out of range.
Piggle misses with a two punch combination.
Piggle throws a nice looking combination but Stinson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Piggle throws a series of punches but Stinson avoids them all with ease.
Piggle moves in looking to clinch but Stinson pushes him off.
Piggle throws a series of punches but Stinson avoids them all with ease.
Piggle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stinson circles away quickly and effectively.
Piggle tries to clinch up but Stinson circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Iggle Piggle dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Stinson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piggle.
Piggle misses with a wild body shot.
Piggle lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Stinson backs up against the cage.
Piggle tries to clinch there but Stinson circles away.
Piggle is looking to clinch but Stinson is avoiding it.
Piggle lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Stinson keeps the fight on the outside.
Piggle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stinson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Piggle throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Piggle tries to clinch up.
Piggle tries to clinch but Stinson is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Piggle throws a right and a left that Stinson avoids nicely.
Piggle tries to clinch but Stinson is having none of it.
Iggle Piggle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piggle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Piggle wants to clinch up but Stinson keeps it at a distance.
Stinson avoids a punch combination nicely.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Stinson. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Piggle lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Stinson backs up against the cage.
Stinson swats away the attempt to clinch by Piggle.
Stinson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piggle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stinson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Stinson is looking to advance position but Piggle won't allow it.
Piggle taking some punishment here, with Stinson in his half guard.
Piggle tries to kick Stinson off but Stinson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Piggle is breathing heavily.
Stinson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinson moves into full mount! Piggle won't be happy about that!
Piggle is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Piggle is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Stinson has taken his back!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Stinson is cranking Piggle's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Piggle! He's tightened the choke and Piggle is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Barney Stinson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
25% |
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