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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Quick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Milquetoast might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters. Joe Quick will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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193 cm
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283 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Percival Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Quick!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quick wants to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Quick tries to close the distance and clinch but Milquetoast swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Quick misses with a leg kick.
Milquetoast scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Milquetoast smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Milquetoast punishes Quick's body with a nice straight punch.
Nice body punch from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quick manages to avoid it.
Milquetoast digs a good hook to Quick's body.
A head kick from Quick lands but Milquetoast takes it in his stride.
Quick takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Milquetoast comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast lands a nice shot to the body.
Percival Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Quick does no damage.
Quick looks gassed!
Quick ducks right into an uppercut from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast gets a takedown into half guard.
Milquetoast working the head and body with strikes.
Milquetoast not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Milquetoast prevents Quick from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Milquetoast not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Milquetoast slips a nice elbow through Quick's hands, connecting with Quick's forehead.
It looks like Joe Quick has been cut.
Milquetoast looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Milquetoast is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Milquetoast lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Milquetoast thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Quick's head.
Milquetoast trying to pass the guard but Quick defending well.
Quick wants to get back to full guard.
Milquetoast not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Milquetoast has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Milquetoast thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Quick's head.
Milquetoast thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Quick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Quick can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Milquetoast is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Quick is just riding it out for now. Milquetoast eventually gives up the hold.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Quick's head.
Nice strikes from Milquetoast there.
Milquetoast throwing shots but Quick is blocking nicely.
Quick blocking the ground and pound attempt from Milquetoast.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Milquetoast is looking to advance position but Quick won't allow it.
Milquetoast not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Quick trying to control but Milquetoast postures up.
Quick tries to get to full guard but Milquetoast has control of the leg.
Milquetoast passes to full mount!
Milquetoast working the ground and pound effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast landing strikes from the mount.
Quick can't escape the position.
Milquetoast in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Milquetoast working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Milquetoast lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Quick is in a horrible position here. Milquetoast smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Milquetoast pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Milquetoast landing strikes from the mount and Quick is in trouble!
Milquetoast lands a big shot there that rocks Quick but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Quick is rocked!
Oooh a big shot lands for Milquetoast! Quick is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Percival Milquetoast!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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