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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lick Hard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hard comes to the cage accompanied by Suck my balls. Weasel comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Suck My Kiss kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!



191 cm
26
260 lbs
6 - 3 - 1
197 cm
22
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 1
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lick Hard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hard defending well as Weasel loads up on a big left hand.
Weasel plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Weasel lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Weasel throws a hook but Hard avoids it easily.
Weasel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Weasel attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A jab from Weasel misses.
Hard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hard blocks the body kick.
Weasel throws a shot from downtown. Hard moves away and avoids it.
Weasel misses with a low kick.
Weasel lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Weasel.
Weasel throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Weasel throws a push kick but Hard slaps the foot to one side.
Weasel misses with a looping right.
Weasel throws a lazy head kick
and Hard counters with a nice low kick that buckles Weasel's knee momentarily.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hard throws a leg kick but Weasel sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hard buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wallace Weasel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses
and Hard counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Hard slips under a jab from Weasel.
Weasel throws a half hearted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
A cross from Weasel lands.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a big head kick but Weasel shrugs it off.
Hard fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hard blocks a jab.
Weasel tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hard takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weasel throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hard throws a quick inside leg kick.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses
and Hard counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hard takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Weasel throws a lazy body kick
and Hard makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Weasel looks gassed!
Hard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Weasel throws out the jab.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a good, hard body kick but Weasel shrugs it off.
Weasel misses with an uppercut.
Weasel misses with a leg kick
and Hard makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Weasel looks for the body kick but Hard saw that one coming.
Weasel misses with a double jab.
Weasel thows a leg kick but Hard checks it
and Hard counters with a leg kick.
Weasel tries to score with a low kick but Hard moves his leg out of the way.
Hard throws a sloppy head kick and Weasel moves out of range easily.
Weasel swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from Weasel misses its intended target.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a slapping leg kick.
Weasel avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hard. That's going to slow Weasel down.
Weasel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hard.
Hard lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Weasel crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hard - the referee stops the clock and Weasel gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hard. Weasel manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hard doesn't manage to clinch there - Weasel circles away.
Hard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Weasel. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hard throws a nice head kick!


It looks like Wallace Weasel has been cut.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hard.
Hard lands with a nice body kick.
Hard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses
and Hard counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

Hard clinches.
Hard lands an elbow just above Weasel 's eye.
Hard taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hard lands an elbow just above Weasel 's eye.
Weasel wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hard lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Come on Hard - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Weasel takes an elbow to the forehead.


That has opened up Wallace Weasel's cut even more.
Hard throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Hard connects with a nasty looking knee right to Weasel's face.
Nice elbow from Hard.
Weasel tries to score a body lock takedown but Hard shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Hard is stalling here.
Hard seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Weasel wants to break free but Hard has control.
Hard holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Weasel takes a knee right on the jaw!
A head punch on the inside from Weasel fails to land.
Hard looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hard trying to stall but Weasel improves his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hard throws an elbow that misses.
Hard manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hard misses with an elbow strike.
Weasel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Weasel dodges an elbow strike from Hard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lick Hard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Wallace Weasel's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Hard tries a head kick but it misses.
Hard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Weasel throws a lazy head kick
and Hard counters with a nice body kick.
Weasel throws a looping overhand right but Hard ducks down to avoid it.
Weasel throws the kick towards the body but Hard avoids it.
Weasel on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A lazy body kick from Weasel
and Hard counters with a head kick. That will keep Weasel thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a good, hard body kick but Weasel shrugs it off.
Hard bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hard lands a head kick!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hard. Weasel shrugs it off though.
Weasel is breathing heavily.
Hard tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weasel thows a leg kick but Hard checks it
and Hard finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hard throws a head kick that misses.
Weasel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Weasel has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hard.
Hard throws a head kick but Weasel moves out of range.

Hard moves into the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Hard.
Weasel blocks an elbow strike from Hard.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hard.
Weasel dodges an elbow strike from Hard.
Hard lands an elbow inside.
Weasel blocks the elbow strike.
Weasel is trying to break the clinch but Hard has him pressed against the cage.
Weasel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hard throws a knee to the head but misses.
Weasel scores with a nice hook to the head.
Weasel takes a knee right on the jaw!
Weasel throws a punch but it's blocked by Hard.
Hard with a knee to the head.


The cut above Wallace Weasel's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Weasel tries to break the clinch but Hard is controlling the position.
Hard with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hard tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hard lands an elbow that stopped Weasel in his tracks for a moment.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hard throws an elbow but misses.
Hard stalling against the cage.
Hard lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Weasel has Hard pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Hard manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A short right from Weasel on the inside.
Weasel swings wildly with an uppercut but Hard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hard throws an elbow but it misses.
Weasel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Weasel tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hard's elbow.
Weasel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Hard.
Hard misses with an elbow over the top.
Hard is trying to maintain a safe position but Weasel gets an underhook and turns Hard into the cage.
Hard throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Weasel blocks it with crossed arms.
Weasel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hard throws an elbow but misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hard tries to land a knee to the head but Weasel blocks with his arms.
Hard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Weasel as the two fighters clinch.

Weasel has Hard pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Weasel pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Hard tumbling to the mat - Weasel dives into Hard's guard.
Weasel pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hard is keeping the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weasel preventing the sweep.
Weasel controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hard keeping full guard, as Weasel tries to pass.
Weasel is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lick Hard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Wallace Weasel's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Hard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a good, hard body kick but Weasel shrugs it off.
Hard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Weasel misses with a double jab.
A head kick by Weasel misses
and Hard counters with a nice body kick.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Hard counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Weasel throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Hard counters by moving into the clinch.
Hard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Hard lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Weasel has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hard.
Weasel has had enough of the clinch but Hard keeps him there for the moment.
Hard controlling the action here for a moment.
Hard scores with a knee to the head.
Hard with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Weasel leaning his opponent against the cage.
Weasel avoids a wild elbow strike from Hard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hard with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Hard taking a breather.
Hard misses with an elbow over the top.
Weasel wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hard has him pressed against the cage.
Hard lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Weasel throws a head punch that misses.
Hard misses with a knee strike.
Weasel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hard looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hard pushes off an throws an elbow but Weasel leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Weasel swings wildly with an uppercut but Hard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hard keeps control of Weasel as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nice elbow from Hard.


Wallace Weasel's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Wallace Weasel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lick Hard!
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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