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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Im Yournuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Im Yournuts was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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185 cm
25
204 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
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186 cm
24
195 lbs
6 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johnny Jones! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Im Yournuts! The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Yournuts shoots in but Jones avoids the takedown attempt easily. Im Yournuts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Yournuts shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Yournuts. Johnny Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Im Yournuts. Yournuts takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
It looks like Im Yournuts has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! An inside leg kick lands from Jones. Yournuts looks gassed! Jones feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Yournuts sprawling to the canvas! Yournuts rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Jones finish him?!
Jones lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Yournuts falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johnny Jones!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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