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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Holden Coulfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Fife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Coulfield might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Napalm Death - Twist the Knife (Slowly). Fife has chosen Transfiguration #1 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
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168 lbs
6 - 4 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Holden Coulfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Barney Fife!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Fife throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coulfield connects with a nice looking jab.
Coulfield is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fife.
Coulfield moves away from the strike by Fife.
Fife is looking to score with low kicks.
Coulfield on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coulfield moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Coulfield misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fife!
Fife lands with a thumping leg kick.
Coulfield throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fife pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fife throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Coulfield.
Coulfield moves away from the strike by Fife.
Fife lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Holden Coulfield seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fife misses with an uppercut.
Coulfield comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Coulfield looks to throw the jab but Fife is out of range.
Coulfield circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fife throws the left hand but Coulfield avoids the punch easily.
Fife moves out of range as Coulfield strikes.
Coulfield misses with the combination.
Fife avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - Fife throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fife misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coulfield throws a lazy right hand but Fife sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fife throws a shot from downtown. Coulfield moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Coulfield misses.
Fife connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Coulfield's hands.
Fife looks to throw the jab but Coulfield is out of range.
Fife throws an overhand right that lands on Coulfield's shoulder, as Coulfield tries to avoid the shot.
Coulfield shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A slow jab from Coulfield misses its intended target.
Coulfield is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice body kick there by Coulfield.
Coulfield is looking to clinch.
Fife lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Coulfield is breathing heavily.
Nice defenses there by Fife.
A swing and a miss from Coulfield.
Coulfield waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fife.
Fife throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coulfield sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fife slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Coulfield keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fife jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from Coulfield misses.
Fife keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Coulfield has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Coulfield there as he acknowledges the shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Coulfield.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coulfield throws a front kick aimed at Fife's knee but Fife avoids it well.
Fife moves into range and clinches up with Coulfield.
Fife blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Coulfield misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fife breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A good leg kick by Fife.
Fife misses with a straight left.
Fife lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Coulfield looks for the body kick but Fife saw that one coming.
Fife pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Coulfield moves out of range as Fife strikes.
Fife cracks Coulfield with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coulfield throws a big shot that misses.
Coulfield throws a solid leg kick but Fife takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Coulfield.
Fife throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coulfield sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fife is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Coulfield had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Coulfield comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Coulfield on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coulfield takes one on the button.
Fife throws a shot from downtown. Coulfield moves away and avoids it.
Coulfield throws a solid leg kick but Fife takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Coulfield.
A jab from Fife does it's job there.
Fife jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Coulfield misses with an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulfield takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fife misses with a straight right.
Fife fails to land with a series of punches.
Fife takes the fight into the clinch.
Fife lands a right hand that snaps the head of Coulfield backwards.
Fife lands a body punch.
Fife fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Coulfield tries to throw a body punch but Fife avoids it by throwing Coulfield back against the cage.
Fife pulls Coulfield into guard.
Coulfield looking to pass the guard.
Fife is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Coulfield has his hands clasped together but Fife extends an breaks Coulfield's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Fife.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barney Fife!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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