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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown has chosen Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer Clown lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A head kick misses from Killer Clown.
Hogan moves out of range of the body kick.
Hogan blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Killer Clown tries to land a leg kick but Hogan saw it coming and moves away.
Killer Clown listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown is looking to clinch but Hogan is avoiding it.
Hogan blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Hogan looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Killer Clown!
Killer Clown is in a horrible position here. Hogan smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hogan thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Hogan misses with a head shot.
Hogan thowing shots but they're missing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown avoids a series of strikes thrown by Hogan.
Hogan thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Hogan scoring with strikes but Killer Clown is staying in there.
Hogan looking to finish Killer Clown with some ground and pound. This is bad for Killer Clown!
Hogan misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Hogan working the ground and pound effectively.
Hogan avoids the attempt from Killer Clown to control.
Hogan looking to finish with strikes here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan looking to finish Killer Clown with some ground and pound. This is bad for Killer Clown!
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hogan lands a big elbow.
Hogan looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Hogan landing shots from mount.
Killer Clown manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Hogan throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hogan working the head and body with strikes.
Killer Clown regains full guard. Nicely done.
Hogan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan throws a strike but Killer Clown rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Killer Clown loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hogan trying to keep a closed guard but Killer Clown is proving a slippery customer.
Hogan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Killer Clown in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hogan wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Hogan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Killer Clown.
Hogan has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Killer Clown postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Hogan fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Killer Clown lands a high kick!
It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown lands with a thumping leg kick.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer Clown defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hogan.
Hogan is breathing heavily.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer Clown goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer Clown fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hogan manages to avoid it.
Killer Clown wants to clinch.
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer Clown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
John Wayne Killer Clown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hogan closes this distance looking for a takedown but Killer Clown circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Killer Clown fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killer Clown has closed the distance and engaged Hogan in a clinch.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hulk Hogan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Killer Clown connects with a high kick.
Hulk Hogan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Killer Clown throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hogan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Killer Clown throws a right and a left that Hogan avoids nicely.
Killer Clown throws a nice inside leg kick.
Killer Clown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hogan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hogan walks into a stiff left hand from Killer Clown.
Hogan looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Killer Clown looking for submissions off his back.
Hogan missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hogan lands with a punch from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hogan scores with a couple of nice shots.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hogan throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Killer Clown keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hogan throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hogan not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hogan not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hogan throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hogan missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hogan not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.
Hogan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Killer Clown. Killer Clown obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown cracks the inside of Hogan's front leg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Killer Clown.
Killer Clown scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Killer Clown lands a head kick!
Killer Clown closes the distance and clinches.
Killer Clown lands an elbow just above Hogan 's eye.
Hogan is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Killer Clown gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Killer Clown scores with a shoulder strike.
Killer Clown connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hogan's face.
A right handed body shot lands from Killer Clown.
Nice elbow from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown works on Hogan's body with a couple of short punches.
Killer Clown landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Killer Clown lands a hook to the side of the head.
Killer Clown working Hogan over with knees to the body.
Killer Clown lands an elbow just above Hogan 's eye.
Killer Clown utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Killer Clown lands a damaging elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hogan blocks it with crossed arms.
Killer Clown working Hogan over with knees to the body.
Killer Clown using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Killer Clown scores with a nice hook to the head.
Killer Clown lands a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown lands a left hand.
Killer Clown lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hogan changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Killer Clown fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Killer Clown scores with a hook to the body. Hogan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Killer Clown misses with a two punch combination.
Killer Clown lands a jab to Hogan's midsection.
Killer Clown fails with an attempt to clinch.
Killer Clown throws a series of punches but Hogan avoids them all with ease.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that half lands.
Hogan slips a straight right by Killer Clown.
John Wayne Killer Clown seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown lands a head shot.
Killer Clown changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Killer Clown lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer Clown paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
No joy there for Killer Clown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hogan shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hogan dodges the punch combination from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hogan.
Hogan closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Wayne Killer Clown showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
No luck for Hogan with that takedown attempt.
Killer Clown lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hogan blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown feints and then cracks Hogan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hogan down.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the temple. Hogan shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Killer Clown dips to his left and cracks Hogan with an uppercut!
Hogan blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown lands a head kick!
Hogan tries for a takedown but Killer Clown sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Killer Clown is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Killer Clown tries to clinch up.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Hogan moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hogan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hogan takes one on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown scoring well with a low kick there.
Killer Clown moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Killer Clown lands a nice looking body kick.
Killer Clown lands with a nice body punch.
Killer Clown throws a sloppy head kick and Hogan moves out of range easily.
Killer Clown scores with a leg kick.
Killer Clown lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hogan circles away quickly and effectively.
Hogan dodges the punch combination from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown lands a two punch combo.
Hogan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Killer Clown dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hogan. That did some damage!
John Wayne Killer Clown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer Clown goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Killer Clown scores with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogan blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Hogan moves out of range.
Hogan shoots in looking for a takedown. Killer Clown tries to sprawl out of it but Hogan keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Killer Clown manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogan takes a kick to the side of the head.
Killer Clown lands a head kick. Hogan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
An inside leg kick lands from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogan drives through with a takedown into guard.
Killer Clown manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hogan manages to get himself to full guard.
Killer Clown makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan has momentary wrist control but Killer Clown slips an elbow through the middle.
Hogan controlling Killer Clown's posture.
Hogan tries to land a sweep but no joy.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Killer Clown accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Killer Clown cracks Hogan with a solid left hand.
Hogan has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Killer Clown can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Hogan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Killer Clown missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hogan utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Killer Clown preventing the sweep.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Killer Clown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Killer Clown scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Killer Clown clinches with his opponent.
Killer Clown throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hogan blocks it with crossed arms.
Killer Clown tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Killer Clown.
Hogan tries for a takedown. No joy.
Killer Clown lands a right hand.
Killer Clown stops a takedown attempt from Hogan.
Hogan takes a knee to the side of the body.
Killer Clown prevents a takedown attempt there.
Hogan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killer Clown prevents the takedown attempt.
Killer Clown tries to land a knee to the head but Hogan blocks with his arms.
Hogan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hogan is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Killer Clown working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Wayne Killer Clown comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Killer Clown has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Wayne Killer Clown!
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energy
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hype
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