PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Greg Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans comes to the cage accompanied by Everybody Down. Donnie Darko is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Evans
vs
Darko

225 cm
26
282 lbs
10 - 7 - 1

195 cm
22
285 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Greg Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans throws a head kick but Darko moves out of range.
Evans looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Evans misses with a series of wild punches.
Darko fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Darko tries to bum rush Evans with a series of wild strikes but Evans uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Evans dodges the punch combination from Darko.
Darko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Evans feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Darko sprawling to the canvas! Darko rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Evans finish him?!

It looks like Donnie Darko has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big right followed by a crushing left from Evans knocks Darko out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Greg Evans!