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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Damon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kraven Meatballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damon comes to the cage accompanied by Dies Irae. Kraven Meatballs is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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216 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
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209 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ron Damon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kraven Meatballs!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meatballs slips a jab from Damon.
Meatballs throws a shot from downtown. Damon moves away and avoids it.
Meatballs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Damon loads up on a big right hand but Meatballs slips the punch.
Meatballs shoots in for a takedown but Damon shows good takedown defense.
Damon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Meatballs moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Damon moves away from the strike by Meatballs.
Damon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Damon throws a series of punches but Meatballs avoids them all with ease.
Damon fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Damon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Damon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meatballs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meatballs misses with a hook. Damon ducked under it nicely.
Damon throws a series of punches but Meatballs avoids them all with ease.
Damon connects with a looping right hand.
Damon throws out a loose jab but Meatballs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Damon misses with a looping left.
Damon looks to throw the jab but Meatballs is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damon bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Damon with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Damon loads up on a big right hand but Meatballs slips the punch.
Damon cracks Meatballs with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Meatballs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice uppercut there from Damon.
Damon lands a right hook to the body.
Damon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Damon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slow jab from Damon misses its intended target.
Damon throws an overhand right that lands on Meatballs's shoulder, as Meatballs tries to avoid the shot.
Meatballs misses the shot to the body.
Damon throws a lazy right hand but Meatballs sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Damon jabs at Meatballs's body.
Damon throws a jab when Meatballs was well out of range.
Damon misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Meatballs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatballs misses with a wild body shot.
Meatballs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Damon misses with a looping right.
Meatballs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Damon.
Ron Damon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meatballs takes a swing at Damon's ribcage but misses.
Damon looks to score with a jab to the body but Meatballs is just out of range.
Ron Damon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Damon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big left from Damon misses.
Damon looks to land a left hand but Meatballs moved out of range nicely.
Meatballs takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Meatballs avoids the body shot from Damon.
Damon misses with the combination.
Meatballs is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A big right from Damon misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatballs lands with a nice body punch.
Damon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meatballs throws a lazy right hand but Damon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meatballs slips a straight right by Damon.
Damon looks to land a left hand but Meatballs moved out of range nicely.
Meatballs throws a nice looking combination but Damon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meatballs throws a jab when Damon was well out of range.
Damon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meatballs has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meatballs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Damon connects with a single shot there.
Damon swinging wildly here.
Damon misses with a jab to the body
enabling Meatballs to counter with a crisp jab.
Damon looks to score with a jab to the body but Meatballs is just out of range.
Damon throws the left hand but Meatballs avoids the punch easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damon sizes up Meatballs with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A jab from Damon misses.
Damon lands with a shot to the body.
Damon scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Damon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Damon scores with the left hand. Meatballs knows he should have avoided that one.
Damon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Damon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Damon throws a jab when Meatballs was well out of range.
Damon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meatballs ducks under a wild hook from Damon.
Damon lands a slapping body shot.
Damon works over Meatballs's head and body with a nice combination.
Meatballs is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meatballs takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Damon dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Damon misses with a body shot.
Damon misses with a looping right.
Meatballs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Damon dips to his left and cracks Meatballs with an uppercut!
Meatballs doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Damon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Meatballs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Damon throws a shot from downtown. Meatballs moves away and avoids it.
Damon throws a series of punches but Meatballs avoids them all with ease.
Damon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meatballs.
Meatballs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Damon lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Meatballs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Damon looks to land a right hand but Meatballs moved out of range.
Meatballs misses the shot to the body.
Damon looks to land a right hand but Meatballs moved out of range.
Damon looks to throw the jab but Meatballs is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meatballs misses with a wild combination.
Damon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Meatballs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Damon lands a right hook to the body.
Damon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Damon jabs Meatballs right on the nose. Meatballs blinks but takes it well.
Damon throws a series of punches but Meatballs moves out of range.
Damon lands with an uppercut that bounces Meatballs off the cage and back into rage.
Damon fails to land with a series of punches.
Damon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Meatballs counters with a straight right hand.
Meatballs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Damon cracks Meatballs with a good jab.
Meatballs takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ron Damon is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatballs blocks a jab.
Meatballs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Damon.
Meatballs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Meatballs shoots in but Damon avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Meatballs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Damon.
Damon looks to score with a jab to the body but Meatballs is just out of range.
Damon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Meatballs doesn't seem bothered though.
Damon lands with an uppercut that bounces Meatballs off the cage and back into rage.
Damon lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Meatballs looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Meatballs clobbers Damon with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Damon walks into a left hand.
Kraven Meatballs is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meatballs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Damon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damon loads up on a big right hand but Meatballs slips the punch.
Meatballs has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Damon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Meatballs counters with a series of strikes. Damon will be more careful next time no doubt.
A telegraphed right hand from Damon misses the target.
Damon loads up on a big right hand but Meatballs slips the punch.
Damon misses with an uppercut. Meatballs saw that one coming.
Damon misses with a straight left.
Damon misses with a straight right.
Damon digs a good hook to Meatballs's body.
Damon misses with a hook. Meatballs ducked under it nicely.
Meatballs avoids the body shot from Damon.
Meatballs uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Damon.
Meatballs takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Damon misses the shot to the body.
Damon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Meatballs counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damon tries to bum rush Meatballs with a series of wild strikes but Meatballs uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Damon lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Damon scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Damon cracks Meatballs with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Damon misses with a looping left.
Meatballs swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Meatballs takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice defenses there by Meatballs.
Meatballs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Damon.
Meatballs defending well as Damon loads up on a big left hand.
Damon misses with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Damon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meatballs sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Damon misses with a looping left.
Damon falls off balance throwing a combination
and Meatballs counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Damon will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Damon misses the shot to the body.
Meatballs looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Meatballs throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meatballs moves out of range of the strikes.
Damon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Meatballs counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Damon looking for a sweep. Not yet Damon, not yet.
Damon thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Damon working for a triangle but Meatballs defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Damon looking for a guillotine here but Meatballs defends easily.
Meatballs tries to free his leg and advance position but Damon is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damon controls Meatballs momentarily but Meatballs frees himself.
Meatballs is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Damon trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Meatballs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Damon.
Damon scores with a decent looking hook.
A swing and a miss from Damon.
Meatballs throws a big shot that misses.
Damon misses with a hook. Meatballs ducked under it nicely.
Damon looks to land a combination but Meatballs avoids it well.
Damon looks to land a left hand but Meatballs moved out of range nicely.
Meatballs slips a jab from Damon.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Damon misses with a two punch combination.
Damon scores with a hook to the body. Meatballs takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A nice combination there by Damon.
Meatballs uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Damon.
Meatballs swinging wildly here.
Meatballs slips a jab from Damon.
Damon displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Damon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Meatballs counters with a three punch combo that has Damon backing up. Damon nods at Meatballs to acknowledge the strikes.
Meatballs on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Meatballs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Damon misses with a series of wild punches.
A swing and a miss from Meatballs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damon throws a lazy right hand but Meatballs sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Damon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Damon looks to score with a jab to the body but Meatballs is just out of range.
Damon scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Damon cracks Meatballs with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Meatballs throws a shot from downtown. Damon moves away and avoids it.
Meatballs shoots in but Damon avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Damon throws a jab but it's blocked by Meatballs.
Damon with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Damon throws a jab but it's blocked by Meatballs.
Damon cracks Meatballs with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Some wild striking there from Meatballs.
Damon lands with an uppercut that bounces Meatballs off the cage and back into rage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damon stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meatballs gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kraven Meatballs has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meatballs tries for a takedown but Damon sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ron Damon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kraven Meatballs.
Damon misses with a body shot.
Damon misses with a hook to the body
and Meatballs counters with a left to the body.
Meatballs drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Damon lands a jab to the head.
Damon misses with a body shot.
Damon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meatballs.
Damon throws a nice looking combination but Meatballs bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meatballs on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Meatballs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Damon.
Damon throws an overhand right that lands on Meatballs's shoulder, as Meatballs tries to avoid the shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ron Damon.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Damon, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Damon!
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