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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mohammed Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nchadanadaa Loose Mooseknuckle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loose Mooseknuckle is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: John Mellencamp - Hurts So Good. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nchadanadaa Loose Mooseknuckle was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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185 cm
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175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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178 cm
22
177 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mohammed Ali! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nchadanadaa Loose Mooseknuckle! The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, John Kavanagh and David Schapiro.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Loose Mooseknuckle staying out of range there. Ali throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Ali throws a nice looking combination but Loose Mooseknuckle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Ali misses with a body shot.
Ali misses with a series of wild punches.
Ali misses with a looping right. Ali looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Ali misses with the combination.
Loose Mooseknuckle blocks a jab. Ali misses with a series of wild punches.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Loose Mooseknuckle. Ali seems a little lost for a moment, as Loose Mooseknuckle dominates the positioning.
Loose Mooseknuckle is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Ali looks calm but he's in trouble here. Loose Mooseknuckle gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Ali is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Loose Mooseknuckle lets go of the hold and Ali can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nchadanadaa Loose Mooseknuckle!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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