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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rasputin comes to the ring accompanied by TURISAS - Rasputin. CHEESEBURGER comes into a darkened arena with his song building. cheese burger song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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225 cm
26
300 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
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175 cm
27
306 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, BIG CHEESEBURGER! The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! CHEESEBURGER throws a right hand that Rasputin ducks under and follows up with a left that Rasputin also avoids with ease. Rasputin defends well against a solid takedown attempt from CHEESEBURGER. Rasputin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER looking for a takedown here - he's got it. CHEESEBURGER trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. Rasputin looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Rasputin keeping moving, preventing CHEESEBURGER from controlling successfully. CHEESEBURGER is looking to work some ground and pound but Rasputin has wrist control. Rasputin had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. CHEESEBURGER defends it easily. Rasputin is looking for a triangle but CHEESEBURGER pushes his legs off easily.
Rasputin trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! CHEESEBURGER is looking to work some ground and pound but Rasputin has wrist control.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Rasputin rushes CHEESEBURGER and presses him up against the ropes. CHEESEBURGER changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Rasputin fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Rasputin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. CHEESEBURGER thows a body shot but no joy. Rasputin gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows CHEESEBURGER to score an easy takedown into full guard. Rasputin has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think CHEESEBURGER should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Rasputin has tightened it up now! CHEESEBURGER should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
59% |
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