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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piper kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Real Men Wear Skirts. Parker has chosen Dead N Gone as his entrance music. Peter Parker told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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153 lbs
10 - 4 - 1 |
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170 cm
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155 lbs
13 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Roddy Piper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piper lands with a straight right. Parker didn't see that one coming.
Piper closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Parker did well to prevent Piper getting side control.
Piper not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Parker wants to control but Piper is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Piper is trying to work for a kimura but Parker is defending well.
Piper tries to stand and escape but Parker is controlling the position.
Piper throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Piper throws a strike but Parker avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Piper throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Piper is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Piper has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Piper wants to control from the top but Parker keeps moving.
Piper looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper throwing strikes from guard but Parker blocks nicely.
Piper won't allow Parker to sweep him here.
Parker keeping moving, preventing Piper from controlling successfully.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Parker cracks Piper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Piper manages to avoid it.
Parker lands with a kick to the temple. Piper shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Parker misses with a low kick.
Parker wants to slow Piper down by chopping away at his legs.
Parker throws a leg kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Parker misses with a body kick.
Parker throws a sloppy head kick and Piper moves out of range easily.
Parker throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Peter Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Piper missing with a left hand there. Parker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Piper loads up on a big right hand but Parker slips the punch.
Parker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Piper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Parker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Piper closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Piper trying to control the action but Parker is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piper prevents Parker from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Parker is looking to escape.
Piper seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Parker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Parker wants to improve his position but Piper is controlling well.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Piper checks the leg kick.
Piper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parker throws a head kick but Piper moves out of range.
Piper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Piper connects with a crisp jab.
Piper shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Parker's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Piper with a flurry of punches that miss.
Piper looking to sit in guard and control but Parker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Parker would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Piper looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Parker looking to pass the guard.
Parker stopping the sweep attempt from Piper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roddy Piper dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A chopping leg kick lands by Parker.
Parker looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Parker looks to score with a jab to the body but Piper is just out of range.
Piper shoots in but no luck this time.
Parker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Parker throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Piper's head.
Piper shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Parker pinned against the cage. Parker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Parker swats away the attempt to clinch by Piper.
Parker tries a low kick but Piper avoids it.
Piper blocks the body kick.
Piper throws a good cross that connects.
Parker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piper.
Parker tries to bum rush Piper with a series of wild strikes but Piper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Parker delivers a nice body kick.
Parker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Parker thumps Piper with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Piper misses the target.
Parker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Piper moves out of range of the body kick from Parker.
Piper swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Piper avoids a kick to the body.
Parker misses with a low kick.
Parker lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Piper scores with a jab. Parker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Good leg kick by Parker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Piper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Piper blocks the body kick.
Parker throws a leg kick but Piper sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a head kick but Piper moves out of range.
Piper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parker misses with a body shot
and Piper counters with a right hand to the body.
Parker thumps Piper with a low kick.
Piper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parker doesn't seem bothered though.
Piper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Piper shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roddy Piper. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parker tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Piper is able to avoid easily.
Parker tries to work over Piper's front leg with a kick but Piper checks it.
Piper shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Parker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Parker.
Piper preventing the sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Piper controls the pace.
Piper stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Parker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piper is working hard here to advance position.
Parker controls Piper momentarily but Piper frees himself.
Parker pulls Piper in close to prevent any damage.
Piper working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Parker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Parker throws a leg kick that misses.
Piper throws out a loose jab but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker looks for the body kick but Piper saw that one coming.
Piper shoots for a double leg takedown but Parker sprawls well. He's pushed Piper's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Peter Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Parker misses with a low kick.
Parker tries a head kick but it misses.
Parker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Piper.
Parker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Parker scores with a leg kick.
Piper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good shot there by Piper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Peter Parker will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Piper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Piper lands a nice hook to Parker's body. Parker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Parker wants to slow Piper down by chopping away at his legs.
Parker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Donk. Piper catches Parker right on the button with a cross.
Parker throws a head kick that misses
and Piper counters with a nice double leg into side control. Parker won't be happy with that.
Piper in side control, throwing shots but Parker defends.
Piper wants to control but Parker is keeping him busy.
Piper landing a few strikes.
Parker parries the strikes from Piper easily there. Piper is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Parker to escape.
Piper tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Parker is not content to let Piper control the position.
Parker wants to control but Piper postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Parker managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Piper.
Parker regains half guard, as Piper was trying to land strikes.
Piper throwing shots but Parker is blocking nicely.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Parker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Piper counters with a nice uppercut.
Piper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Roddy Piper is winning the standup battle so far.
Parker throws a head kick that half lands.
Piper blocks a low kick nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Parker on the side of the head.
Piper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Parker.
Parker tries to land a body kick
and Piper counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Piper.
Piper in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Piper trying to control the position from guard on top but Parker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Piper is in close to Parker's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Piper thows a big elbow that misses.
Piper throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parker works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Piper is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Piper accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Parker looking to control.
Piper stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Parker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piper preventing the sweep.
Piper lands a couple of digs.
Parker keeping moving, preventing Piper from controlling successfully.
Piper is looking to work some ground and pound but Parker has wrist control.
Piper slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Parker sneaks back into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Piper thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Parker's head.
Piper working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Parker's thigh. Parker counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Parker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Piper loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Piper works over Parker with some ground and pound from guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Piper wants to control from the top but Parker keeps moving.
Piper works over Parker with some ground and pound from guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roddy Piper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Piper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roddy Piper!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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