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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeeves Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith comes to the cage accompanied by God Save the Queen by The Sex Pistols. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Frekkas Poop was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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177 lbs
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168 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeeves Smith!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
Poop takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith throws a jab but it's blocked by Poop.
A jab from Poop misses.
Poop just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith throws a quick inside leg kick.
Smith feints and then cracks Poop's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Poop down.
Poop closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Smith did well to prevent Poop getting side control.
Smith looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Smith tries to get to full guard but Poop has control of the leg.
Poop is pressing down on Smith's thigh, looking to free his foot. Smith is holding on for now.
Smith tries to get to full guard but Poop has control of the leg.
Smith moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Poop stopping the sweep attempt from Smith.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Smith's head.
Smith trying to control the position.
Smith is looking for a triangle but Poop pushes his legs off easily.
Smith is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Poop got a little sloppy there for a moment and Smith has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Poop has managed to get both his arms back between Smith's legs - danger averted.
Poop trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Poop slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Smith looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Smith will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Smith is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Poop is aware though and is defending well.
Poop stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Smith swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Poop throws a strike but Smith rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Poop keeping moving, preventing Smith from controlling successfully.
Smith postures up in Poop's guard and throws a big left but Poop blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smith is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Poop looking to hit a scissor sweep but Smith is one step ahead there.
Smith is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Poop throws a one two combo.
Smith steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poop.
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Poop's front leg but catches the back leg as Poop tries to avoid it.
Smith looks to throw the jab but Poop is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Poop. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Poop throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Poop throws a hook to the side of Smith's head but Smith sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Smith misses with a looping left.
Poop misses with a body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Smith pivots, looking for a leg kick but Poop is out of range and Smith settles back down.
Poop lands a lovely overhand right.
Poop digs a good body shot into Smith's ribs.
Poop misses with a hook. Smith ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jeeves Smith will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Smith on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Smith thumps Poop with a low kick.
Poop shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Poop was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Poop breaks from Smith's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Smith is working to get back to half guard.
Poop lands a big shot there that rocks Smith but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Poop controlling the position easily from mount.
Poop trying to control but Smith is having none of it.
Smith really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Poop punishing his opponent with strikes.
Smith wants to hold on but Poop pushes him away.
Poop controlling his opponent.
Poop breaks from Smith's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Poop putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Poop lands a nice shot to the head.
BOOM! Poop connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Smith is in all sorts of trouble here.
Poop with good strikes from the mount here!
Smith is looking to improve his position but Poop isn't that keen on the idea.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop lands a big elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poop looking to control but Smith is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Poop cracks Smith with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Smith is looking to improve his position but Poop isn't that keen on the idea.
Smith is squirming around, avoiding Poop's attempts to control the action.
Poop postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Smith looks a forlorn figure.
Poop landing punches.
Poop lands a big elbow.
Smith is desperately trying to improve his position but Poop has a good base and remains in mount.
Poop dominating with strikes here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop trying to control but Smith is having none of it.
Poop has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Smith's face.
Poop lands with some strikes.
Poop working Smith over with strikes here.
Poop prevents Smith from getting the reversal.
Poop avoids the attempt from Smith to control.
Smith keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Frekkas Poop has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop working the ground and pound effectively.
Poop trying to control but Smith is having none of it.
Poop in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Poop trying to control but he's not successful this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poop lands a heavy elbow.
Smith tries to hold on but Poop pushes him away.
Smith is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poop swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Smith.
Poop throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smith sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Smith is looking to chop away at Poop's legs.
Smith scoring well with a low kick there.
Poop throws a jab when Smith was well out of range.
Donk. Poop catches Smith right on the button with a cross.
Smith attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Smith moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Smith displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Poop throws out the jab.
Poop motions for Smith to come forward. Poop throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smith throws a nice inside leg kick.
Smith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Poop thows a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop's corner calls for a 1-2. Poop obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Poop ducks under a wild hook from Smith.
A head kick misses from Smith.
Smith is looking to score with low kicks.
Poop thows a left - swing and a miss!
Poop slips a straight right by Smith.
Smith motions for Poop to come forward. Smith throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Poop with a lazy takedown attempt
and Smith counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smith throws a leg kick
so Poop counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Poop makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Smith manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Poop manages to get himself to full guard.
Smith trying to control the position from guard on top but Poop is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smith sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop keeping moving, preventing Smith from controlling successfully.
Smith preventing the sweep.
Smith trying to control the position from guard on top but Poop is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smith postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Poop is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Smith, into his guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith is trying to keep Poop in close.
Smith isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Poop stacks Smith on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Poop!
Smith tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Poop wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Poop cracks Smith with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Smith is trying to get back to half guard.
Poop scoring with punches from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Smith tries to bench press Poop off him but Poop keeps the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Poop trying to control the action but Smith is working from the bottom.
Smith takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Smith is looking to regain half guard here but Poop keeps moving and retains side control.
Poop grinds an elbow into Smith's temple.
Poop remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smith is looking to regain half guard here but Poop keeps moving and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Poop finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Smith lands the left hand.
Poop will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Poop fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Smith avoids it really well and circles away.
Smith wants to slow Poop down by chopping away at his legs.
Smith throws a nice looking combination but Poop bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Poop throws a looping overhand right but Smith ducks down to avoid it.
Smith misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poop waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smith.
Smith throws a low kick but Poop avoids it.
Smith defending well as Poop loads up on a big left hand.
Poop checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Poop shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Poop was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith is trying desperately to improve position.
Poop wants to control the pace but Smith is squirming around nicely.
Poop scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Smith?
Poop avoids the attempt from Smith to control.
Poop unloading with bombs!
Smith is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop wants to control the pace but Smith is squirming around nicely.
Poop connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Poop postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Smith looks a forlorn figure.
Poop with a couple of short strikes.
Smith is trying to escape the mount.
Poop lands a heavy elbow.
Poop trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Smith is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Smith is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Smith that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Poop raining down shots from the mount!
Poop working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Smith is wriggling around trying to escape.
Poop cracks Smith with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Smith wants to hold on but Poop pushes him away.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Poop in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Poop landing strikes from the mount and Smith is in trouble!
Poop dominating with strikes here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop trying to control but Smith is having none of it.
Smith is desperately trying to improve his position but Poop has a good base and remains in mount.
Poop avoids the attempt from Smith to control.
Smith is trying desperately to improve position.
Poop avoids the attempt from Smith to control.
Smith is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Poop looking to finish Smith with some ground and pound. This is bad for Smith!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poop scoring with strikes but Smith is staying in there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop dominated that fourth round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Smith ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Smith tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smith moves out of range of the strikes.
Poop shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Poop was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The referee warns Smith that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Smith tries to hold on but Poop postures up.
Smith is desperately trying to improve his position but Poop has a good base and remains in mount.
Smith wants to control but Poop is having none of it.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Poop looking to control but Smith is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop lands a nice shot to the head.
Smith taking shots to the head.
Smith is looking to improve his position but Poop isn't that keen on the idea.
Smith slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Smith actively working from the bottom here.
Smith is not content to let Poop control the position.
Poop landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Smith is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Poop scores with a couple of nice shots.
Smith wants to get back to full guard.
Jeeves Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Poop wants to control but Smith is keeping him busy.
Smith wants to control but Poop is keeping busy.
Poop lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Smith is looking for a sweep. Poop is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Poop working over Smith with some ground and pound. Smith looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Poop is trying to control the action in half guard but Smith is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Smith on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Smith tries to get to full guard but Poop has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Poop scores with a couple of nice shots.
Poop wants to control but Smith is keeping him busy.
Poop thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Smith is looking to control Poop's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Smith avoid being mounted?
Smith looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Poop.
Poop is looking to take a break and control but Smith is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Smith is looking to control Poop's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Smith avoid being mounted?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Poop misses with a straight left.
Smith doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Smith throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Poop counter with a right hand.
Smith defending well as Poop loads up on a big left hand.
Smith slaps away a takedown attempt from Poop, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Poop saw that one coming.
Smith looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeeves Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Poop sizes up Smith with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Poop with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Poop lands a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Frekkas Poop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Poop has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 45:50
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 45:49
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frekkas Poop! Frekkas Poop retains his welterweight title!
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