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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Make a hole In your head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Make a hole In your head!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman cracks In your head with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cartman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cartman moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
In your head changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cartman fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A head kick from Cartman lands but In your head takes it in his stride.
In your head takes one to the chin there.
Cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
In your head goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cartman prevents it.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Make a hole In your head.
In your head goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cartman prevents it.
In your head blocks an uppercut.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman has In your head pressed against the ropes, preventing In your head from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite In your head's efforts to push away.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
In your head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
In your head has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cartman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
In your head working hard to break the clinch.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but In your head uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman prevents In your head from breaking the clinch.
In your head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Cartman.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman gets through In your head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
In your head tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman lands a right hand.
In your head is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Cartman gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
In your head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
In your head is working for takedown but Cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
In your head looks gassed!
In your head goes for a takedown attempt but Cartman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
In your head tried to score with a low kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman slaps away a takedown attempt from In your head, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
In your head is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.
In your head shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cartman sprawls well. Cartman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. In your head gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
In your head walks into a left hand.
Cartman clinches up with In your head and pushes him back against the ropes.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman pushes In your head back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cartman lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman lands a right hand.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Cartman lands a right hand.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman pushes In your head back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands a right hand.
Cartman pushes In your head back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Cartman gets through In your head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
In your head drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cartman pulls his leg out and moves away.
In your head walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman moves into range and clinches up with In your head.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of In your head's head.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
In your head takes a shot to the head.
A short left from Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman prevents the takedown attempt.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
In your head fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cartman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped In your head's head back.
Cartman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
In your head on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
In your head tries to move into range but Cartman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cartman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cartman slaps away a takedown attempt from In your head, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Make a hole In your head.
Cartman clinches.
Cartman gets through In your head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
In your head throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
In your head is breathing heavily.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
In your head working hard to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
In your head blocks an uppercut.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
In your head tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the ropes.
In your head has had enough of the clinch but Cartman keeps him there for the moment.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
In your head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
In your head blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a left hand.
In your head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Cartman.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but In your head uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
In your head tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the ropes.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
In your head is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
In your head has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Cartman is trying to keep an underhook but In your head manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Cartman is trying to stand.
In your head is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Cartman is trying to stand up here but In your head is controlling him well.
In your head scoring with strikes to the body and head.
In your head winds up and cracks Cartman with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Cartman tries to kick In your head off but In your head keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
In your head throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
In your head avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
In your head closes the distance and clinches up with Cartman, looking for a takedown. In your head pushes Cartman against the ropes but Cartman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
In your head has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Cartman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
In your head is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the ropes.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
In your head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
In your head has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cartman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
In your head tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cartman smiles and moves away.
Cartman lands with a slapping head kick.
In your head looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Cartman tests In your head's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a head kick. In your head smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.
Cartman cracks In your head with a right hand to the side of the head.
In your head shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cartman as he avoids it easily.
Cartman connects with a good right hand that stumbles In your head. In your head circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
No luck with that takedown attempt from In your head.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before In your head has time to react.
In your head takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cartman gets a clinch.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
In your head has had enough of the clinch but Cartman keeps him there for the moment.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
In your head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Cartman slaps away a takedown attempt from In your head, before circling back to the center of the mat.
In your head tries to keep at a distance but Cartman has taken the fight into the clinch.
In your head stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
In your head is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
Cartman working aggressively here.
In your head tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the ropes.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that In your head can do to turn this around?
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by In your head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman gets through In your head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on In your head's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
In your head's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands a left hand.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
In your head tries for a takedown but Cartman manages to get underhooks.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
In your head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
In your head can't get the takedown.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Make a hole In your head.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
In your head takes a shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
In your head lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet.
Cartman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
In your head wants to control but Cartman is keeping him busy.
Cartman pushes In your head off looking to stand but In your head dives back in and keeps control.
Cartman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cartman tries to get out of the position.
In your head lands strikes from half guard.
In your head seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Cartman does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
In your head changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cartman tries to avoid it but In your head manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cartman to the ground. Cartman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with In your head, pushing him back against the ropes.
In your head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman has In your head pressed against the ropes, preventing In your head from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
In your head is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartman is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
In your head tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
In your head is trying to stall.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but In your head uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman pushes In your head back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
In your head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
In your head is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
Cartman lands a left hand.
In your head creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Make a hole In your head has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman keeps control of In your head as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
In your head tries to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling the position.
Cartman misses with some punches.
In your head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
In your head goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cartman prevents it.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, In your head just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Cartman lands a right hand.
In your head can't break the clinch.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by In your head.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of In your head backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
In your head is trying to break free.
Cartman misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
In your head has Cartman pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Cartman manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cartman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Eric Cartman!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Eric Cartman!
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman wins by unanimous decision!
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