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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). von Goethe comes to the cage accompanied by The Ride of the Valkyries. Jones has chosen Alice in Chains - Them Bones as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Joseph Jones's chin.
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289 lbs
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270 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joseph Jones!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
von Goethe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
von Goethe takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
von Goethe wants to slow Jones down by chopping away at his legs.
Jones stuns von Goethe with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
von Goethe is breathing heavily.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones lands with a cross.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
No joy there for von Goethe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and von Goethe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
von Goethe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones tried to score with a low kick but von Goethe checks it.
von Goethe takes one on the button.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and von Goethe has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from von Goethe and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
von Goethe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jones throws a low kick but von Goethe avoids it.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Jones lands a straight punch to the body, keeping von Goethe at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones is looking to slow von Goethe down with leg kicks.
Jones cracks the inside of von Goethe's front leg.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses von Goethe's sensitive parts.
Jones misses with a double jab
and von Goethe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a chopping leg kick but von Goethe manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jones tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
von Goethe avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
von Goethe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
von Goethe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and von Goethe makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jones connects with an inside leg kick.
Jones throws the left hand but von Goethe avoids the punch easily.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but von Goethe ducks down to avoid it.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Goethe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
von Goethe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jones, pushing him back against the cage.
von Goethe misses with the head strike.
Jones is trying to maintain a safe position but von Goethe gets an underhook and turns Jones into the cage.
Jones lands a body punch.
von Goethe misses with a punch on the inside.
Jones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down von Goethe.
A short uppercut from Jones.
von Goethe has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
von Goethe has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
A short left from Jones.
Jones is leaning against von Goethe and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jones presses von Goethe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jones dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Jones lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt von Goethe or not.
Jones stalling.
Jones continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Jones lands a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
Jones manages to break the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A big left from Jones misses.
Jones connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jones tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones throws a jab when von Goethe was well out of range.
Donk. Jones catches von Goethe right on the button with a cross.
Jones misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joseph Jones dominated that round.
That's time! von Goethe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jones misses the body punch
and von Goethe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jones throws a jab when von Goethe was well out of range.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones misses the body punch
letting von Goethe counter with a right hand.
Jones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
von Goethe avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but von Goethe is just out of range.
Jones misses with a body punch
and von Goethe counters with a one-two to the body.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but von Goethe ducks down to avoid it.
Jones connects with a single shot there.
von Goethe missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones throws a right and a left that von Goethe avoids nicely.
Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to von Goethe's calf.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a hook to the body
and von Goethe counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones throws a right and a left that von Goethe avoids nicely.
Jones swings away with a body shot that misses
and von Goethe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
von Goethe misses the body punch
letting Jones counter with a right hand.
Jones misses with a body punch
and von Goethe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones connects with a jab.
Jones is looking to slow von Goethe down with leg kicks.
von Goethe ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body kick there by Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
von Goethe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Good leg kick by Jones there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but von Goethe slips the punch.
von Goethe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones misses with a low kick.
von Goethe takes one on the button.
Jones fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones cracks von Goethe with a good jab.
Jones throws a right hand that von Goethe ducks under and follows up with a left that von Goethe also avoids with ease.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as von Goethe checks a leg kick.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but von Goethe was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Jones misses.
Jones will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones throws a nice inside leg kick.
von Goethe blocks a jab.
von Goethe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
von Goethe misses with a body shot
letting Jones counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
von Goethe checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones misses the body punch
and von Goethe counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Joseph Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jones swings and misses with a shot to the body
and von Goethe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jones throws out a loose jab but von Goethe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones throws a low kick, looking for von Goethe's leg but von Goethe calmly moves out of range.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but von Goethe manages to avoid it.
Jones lands with a hook. von Goethe tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jones darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but von Goethe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joseph Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Jab by Jones.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses von Goethe's sensitive parts.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Jones connects with a leg kick. von Goethe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jones motions for von Goethe to come forward. Jones throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
von Goethe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
von Goethe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones motions for von Goethe to come forward. Jones throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones cracks the inside of von Goethe's front leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. von Goethe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Jones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
von Goethe checks a leg kick.
Jones is looking to slow von Goethe down with leg kicks.
Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on von Goethe. That did some damage!
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and von Goethe counters with a nice uppercut.
von Goethe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses the jab.
A jab from Jones misses.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jones throws a head kick but von Goethe moves out of range.
von Goethe is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones misses with a low kick.
von Goethe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by von Goethe.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from von Goethe.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones slips under a jab from von Goethe.
Jones misses with a leg kick.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
von Goethe slips under a jab from Jones.
Jones scores with a one two! von Goethe had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
von Goethe gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Good leg kick by Jones there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joseph Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Jones lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
von Goethe slips under a jab.
Jones tries to clinch there but von Goethe circles away.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones missing with a left hand there. von Goethe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones throws a body punch but von Goethe moves out of range.
Jones closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones misses with a hook. von Goethe ducked under it nicely.
Jones misses with a straight left.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joseph Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 24:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 25:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joseph Jones!
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