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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nitram Eyricus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eyricus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Eat You by Limp Bizkit. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nitram Eyricus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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210 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kick Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Nitram Eyricus!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass misses with a body punch
and Eyricus counters with a nice uppercut.
Eyricus blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass misses with a double jab
and Eyricus counters with a stiff right hand.
A shot to the body from Ass misses
and Eyricus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ass tries a head kick but it misses.
Kick Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eyricus closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Ass did well to prevent Eyricus getting side control.
Eyricus is looking to advance position but Ass won't allow it.
Eyricus seems to be looking for submissions.
Eyricus seems to be working for a kimura but Ass defends the submission attempt.
Ass wants to improve his position but Eyricus is controlling well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eyricus is working for a submission of some sort.
Ass tries to get to full guard but Eyricus has control of the leg.
Eyricus is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ass doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Eyricus.
Eyricus throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Eyricus looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Eyricus is looking for a kimura but Ass is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Eyricus to get the leverage.
Ass gets full guard.
Eyricus has gone for a leg lock! Ass slips out almost immediately though and dives into Eyricus's guard.
Eyricus being controlled here, momentarily.
Ass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Eyricus on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eyricus bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ass's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Eyricus wants to pass the guard but Ass is keeping the position.
Eyricus slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Eyricus is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Ass is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Eyricus is looking to take a break and control but Ass is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nitram Eyricus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Eyricus moves out of range of the body kick.
Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A decent looking cross lands there for Eyricus.
Ass swings away with a body shot that misses
and Eyricus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ass misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eyricus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ass tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Eyricus was well out of range. Poor timing from Ass.
Eyricus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Eyricus lands a two punch combo.
Ass misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Eyricus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Eyricus blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eyricus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Kick Ass has been cut.
Kick Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ass throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ass moves in looking to clinch but Eyricus pushes him off.
Eyricus moves out of range of the body kick.
Ass throws a left and a right that both miss
and Eyricus counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Ass breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ass swings away with a body shot that misses
and Eyricus counters with a one-two to the body.
Ass takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ass rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Eyricus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Eyricus with a jab.
Eyricus blocks the body kick.
Eyricus connects with the punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ass misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Eyricus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass closes the distance and clinches.
Ass has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Eyricus changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ass fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ass lands a head kick!
It looks like Nitram Eyricus has been cut.
Ass is looking to wear down Eyricus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Eyricus lands a really nice looking cross but Ass seems unphased.
A jab from Eyricus misses.
Ass walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ass throws a right hand that misses
and Eyricus counters with a nice uppercut.
Ass avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ass swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eyricus gets a takedown into half guard.
Eyricus looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Eyricus passes the guard and advances to mount!
Eyricus is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Ass has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Ass wants to hold on but Eyricus pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eyricus lands a heavy elbow.
Eyricus is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Ass to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Ass shrugs it off.
Eyricus jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Ass is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Ass and Eyricus has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Eyricus tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Ass is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Eyricus has just dragged him back down to the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Eyricus is looking to take a break and control but Ass is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nitram Eyricus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
A bone on bone clash there as Eyricus blocks the leg kick.
Ass lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ass looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ass lands a big head kick that sends Eyricus tumbling to the mat! Ass takes a step backwards and waves Eyricus back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Eyricus fails with a takedown attempt.
Ass chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ass closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Eyricus out cold! Eyricus corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kick Ass!
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energy
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