PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Trafford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herp Derp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Rob Trafford has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rob Trafford seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Trafford
vs
Derp

224 cm
25
299 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

215 cm
18
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rob Trafford!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Herp Derp!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Derp scores with a takedown into Trafford's guard.
Trafford keeping full guard, as Derp tries to pass.
Trafford is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Derp wants to control from the top but Trafford keeps moving.
Derp is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Derp postures up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Derp tries to score with a low kick but Trafford moves his leg out of the way.

Trafford tries to sprawl but Derp drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Derp controlling the action here.
Derp passes to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trafford can't do much from the bottom here.

Derp working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Derp has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Trafford tries to lock up and control but Derp gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Derp prevents Trafford from getting the reversal.
Trafford is working hard here to advance position.
Derp trying to control but Trafford is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trafford keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Derp controlling from mount.
BOOM! Derp connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Trafford is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Trafford knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Derp on the ground.
Derp can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Trafford is looking to escape.
Trafford is desperately trying to improve his position but Derp has a good base and remains in mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Derp working Trafford over with strikes here.

It looks like Rob Trafford has been cut.
Derp controlling from mount.
Derp raining down shots from the mount!
Derp can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Trafford is looking to escape.
Derp lands a big elbow.

Rob Trafford's cut is getting worse.
Trafford tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Derp controlling the position easily from mount.

Derp is working for a guillotine from mount but Trafford frees his head quite easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trafford is wriggling around trying to escape.
Derp content just to control the position here.

Derp is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Trafford to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Trafford shrugs it off.
Trafford taking shots to the head.

Jeez, Rob Trafford's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Rob Trafford's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Herp Derp!