PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blatz Beer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Beer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to . Tyson has chosen bad to the bone as his entrance music. Blatz Beer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Beer
vs
Tyson

186 cm
29
212 lbs
10 - 7 - 1

181 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blatz Beer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beer is looking to clinch but Tyson is avoiding it.
Mike Tyson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beer drops his hands momentarily and Tyson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Blatz Beer has been cut.
Tyson looks to land a combination but Beer avoids it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Beer tries to clinch but Tyson moves out of range.
Beer wants to clinch but Tyson slips to the side
and Tyson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tyson misses with a double jab

and Beer holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Beer lands a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tyson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Beer prevents Tyson from breaking the clinch.
Beer scores with a shot to the side of Tyson's head.
Tyson takes an elbow to the temple.
Tyson tries to break free but Beer pushes him back against the cage.
Beer leaning his opponent against the cage.
Beer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tyson's defenses.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Beer is controlling the position.
Tyson blocks the elbow strike.
Beer tries to land knees in the clinch but Tyson avoids the damage to the body.
Beer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tyson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beer misses with a punch to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Beer keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tyson is looking to control Beer's arms but Beer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tyson has his back to the cage.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Beer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tysons head.
Beer lands a nice uppercut.
Tyson swings wildly with an uppercut but Beer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tyson is trying to maintain a safe position but Beer gets an underhook and turns Tyson into the cage.
Tyson has had enough of the clinch but Beer keeps him there for the moment.
Beer is working Tyson over against the cage.
Beer throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyson.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Beer.
Beer lands a damaging elbow.
Good body shot from Beer.
Beer lands a nice uppercut.
Beer lands a nice uppercut.
Beer scores with a knee to the head.
Tyson looks gassed!
Tyson takes an elbow to the temple.
Beer avoiding damage.
A body shot lands from Beer.
Beer lands a nice elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a punch on the inside.
Beer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer crunches a lovely knee into Tyson's ribcage.
Beer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Beer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tysons head.
A body shot lands from Beer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Beer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short body shot lands from Beer as the two fighters clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Beer.
Beer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Beer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A left hand lands to the body for Beer.
Beer taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Beer cracks Tyson with a nice body shot.
The referee is keeping an eye on Beer - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Tyson tries to circle away but Beer has him pinned against the cage.
Beer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Beer lands a knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Beer.
Beer lands an elbow just above Tyson 's eye.

It looks like Mike Tyson has been cut.
Beer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Beer lands a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer leaning against his opponent.
Beer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Beer.
Beer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Beer lands an elbow inside.
Beer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tyson.
Beer is pushing Tyson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Beer lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Beer.
Beer lands a hook that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tyson or not.
Tyson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beer has him pressed against the cage.
Beer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Beer with a knee to the head.
Beer scores with a nice hook to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Beer.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Beer lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Beer.
Beer lands with a right to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beer.
A shot in the inside from Beer.
Beer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Beer lands a nice uppercut.
Beer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beer.
Beer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tyson's face.
Beer lands a nice elbow.
Beer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beer prevents Tyson from breaking the clinch.
Beer lands an elbow inside that Tyson shrugs off.
Beer effectively controlling the action here.
Tyson tries to break free but Beer pushes him back against the cage.
A short left from Beer.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Beer.
Beer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tyson takes an elbow to the temple.
Tyson being controlled against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blatz Beer dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Tyson misses with a double jab
and Beer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Beer closes the distance and pushes Tyson back into the cage.
Beer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Tyson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Beer keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Beer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tyson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Beer's elbow.
Tyson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Beer lands an elbow inside that Tyson shrugs off.
Tyson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Beer lands a knee to the head.
Beer keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Beer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Beer lands a nice knee to the body.
Beer lands a hook that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Tyson is breathing heavily.
Beer lands a knee to the head.
Beer connects with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Beer.
Beer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tyson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer has him pressed against the cage.
Beer is stalling here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Beer.
Beer lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Beer.
Beer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Beer lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Beer.
Beer lands a left hand.
Beer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Beer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Beer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Beer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Beer lands a shot to the body.
Beer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Tyson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Beer leaning against his opponent.
Beer seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Tyson tries to break free but Beer pushes him back against the cage.
Beer has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tyson takes an elbow to the temple.
A bit of stalling here from Beer.
Tyson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer is controlling him.
Beer has Tyson pressed against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyson tries to circle away but Beer has him pinned against the cage.
Beer has Tyson pressed against the cage, preventing Tyson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Tyson avoids a wild elbow strike from Beer.
A short body shot lands from Beer as the two fighters clinch.
Tyson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer has him pressed against the cage.
Blatz Beer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Beer is leaning against Tyson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Beer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Beer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer connects with a knee to the head.
Beer taking a breather.
Tyson is trying to push Beer away but Beer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Beer.
Tyson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Beer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Beer lands a good knee to the midsection. Tyson won't want to take too many of those.
Beer lands an elbow inside.
A short uppercut from Beer.
Tyson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Beer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Beer has Tyson pressed against the cage, preventing Tyson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer is controlling him.
A right handed body shot lands from Beer.
Beer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Beer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer lands a nice knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson misses with a body punch.
Tyson is trying to push Beer away but Beer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Beer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Beer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Beer lands a hook that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Beer lands a body punch.
Beer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beer leaning against his opponent.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Beer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tyson can do to turn this around?
Beer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A short left from Beer.
Tyson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Beer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Beer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Beer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Beer crunches a lovely knee into Tyson's ribcage.
A left hand lands to the body for Beer.
Beer scores with a shoulder strike.
Beer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tyson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Beer swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Tyson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tyson misses with a combination
and Beer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tyson moves to clinch but Beer breaks away

and Beer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Beer connects with a knee to the head.
Beer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blatz Beer dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Beer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Tyson misses with a combination

and Beer holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Beer crunches a lovely knee into Tyson's ribcage.
Beer lands a knee to the head.
Beer lands an elbow inside that Tyson shrugs off.
Beer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Tyson working hard to break the clinch.
Tyson lands a nice uppercut.
Tyson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Tyson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nice elbow from Beer.
Beer lands a knee to the body.
Beer lands a right hand.
A short left from Beer.
Beer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Beer is controlling the position.
Beer scores with a nice hook to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Beer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Beer scores with a shoulder strike.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Beer.
Tyson tries to break free but Beer pushes him back against the cage.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Beer has him pressed against the cage.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Beer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tyson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Beer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Beer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Beer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Beer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Beer lands a damaging elbow.
Tyson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tyson misses with some punches.
Beer misses with the head strike.
Beer is looking to control Tyson's arms but Tyson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Beer has his back to the cage.
Beer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Tyson tries to circle away but Beer has him pinned against the cage.
Beer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tyson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beer tries to throw a body punch but Tyson avoids it by throwing Beer back against the cage.
Beer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Beer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tyson managing to block the knees to the body from Beer.
Tyson is trying to break free.
Tyson swings wildly with an uppercut but Beer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beer has a couple of punches blocked by Tyson.
Beer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Tyson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tyson scores with a shoulder strike.
Tyson digs a right hand into Beer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beer's gas tank.
Tyson misses with a punch on the inside.
Tyson is trying to break free.
Beer has Tyson pressed against the cage, preventing Tyson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beer.
Beer blocking some punches.
Beer scores a nice knee to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Beer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Beer lands with a right to the head.
Beer manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Beer.
Tyson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tyson is looking to break free of the clinch but Beer has double underhooks.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Beer.
Beer has Tyson pushed against the cage.
Beer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tyson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Beer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tyson's defenses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beer.
Tyson being controlled against the cage.
Beer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tyson's efforts to push away.
Beer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Beer missing with knees to the body.
Tyson misses with the head strike.
Blatz Beer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Beer landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Beer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tyson's defenses.
Beer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Beer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Beer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Beer.
Beer has Tyson pressed against the cage, preventing Tyson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mike Tyson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tyson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Beer obliges.
Tyson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Beer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Tyson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Beer.
Beer gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Beer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Beer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tyson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Blatz Beer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blatz Beer!