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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luola Mies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons comes to the cage accompanied by No More Pain. Mies is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Can't be touched. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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280 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
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280 lbs
13 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Simmons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luola Mies!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mies attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Simmons swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mies connects with a solid leg kick.
Simmons fails to land with a series of punches.
Simmons connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Simmons moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Simmons swings for the body but Mies moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Mies checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Mies swings away with a body shot that misses
and Simmons counters with a straight right hand.
Mies throws a leg kick but Simmons sees it coming and moves out of range.
Simmons cracks the inside of Mies's front leg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mies rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Simmons counters with a head kick.
Simmons misses with a low kick.
Simmons lands a nice shot to the body.
Simmons scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Simmons chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simmons takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice cross by Simmons.
Simmons misses with a hook. Mies ducked under it nicely.
Crunch! Simmons slams his shin into Mies's torso.
Mies looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simmons tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice shot lands for Simmons.
Simmons connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Simmons throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Simmons thumps Mies with a low kick.
Mies takes one on the button.
Simmons gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Mies regains guard.
Simmons controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Simmons passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Simmons advances to mount.
Simmons unloading with bombs!
Simmons landing strikes from the mount and Mies is in trouble!
Simmons controlling from the full mount.
Simmons in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons with good strikes from the mount here!
Mies wants to hold on but Simmons pushes him away.
Simmons working the ground and pound effectively.
Simmons controlling from the full mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simmons's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Simmons working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mies tries to hold on but Simmons pushes him away.
Simmons sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Simmons landing strikes, looking to finish!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Richard Simmons dominated that round.
That's time! Simmons's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Simmons fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mies manages to avoid it.
Mies stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simmons.
Simmons just misses with a punch to the body.
Simmons ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mies misses with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Mies.
Mies throws a poor cross that misses
and Simmons counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mies thows a body shot but no joy.
Mies slips a jab and a cross from Simmons.
Simmons ducks under a wild hook from Mies.
A head kick by Mies misses
and Mies takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A head kick misses from Simmons.
A slapping leg kick lands for Simmons.
Mies is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Mies!
Simmons punishing his opponent with strikes.
Simmons controlling from mount.
Simmons lands with some strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Mies because Simmons loaded up on that one.
Simmons postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Mies looks a forlorn figure.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simmons controlling his opponent.
Simmons trying to control but Mies is having none of it.
Simmons looking to control and managing it successfully.
Simmons is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mies can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons lands a nice shot to the head.
Mies is in a horrible position here. Simmons smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Mies keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mies is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simmons controlling from the full mount.
Simmons jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Mies manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Mies prevents Simmons from moving into mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The ground and pound from Simmons seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Simmons trying to control the action but Mies is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Richard Simmons dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Mies throws a hook but Simmons blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simmons. Mies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Simmons thumps Mies with a low kick.
A jab lands there for Simmons.
Mies lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mies throws a nice inside leg kick.
Simmons moves out of range of the strikes.
Simmons has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mies lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Mies - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Simmons.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simmons is pushing Mies up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simmons.
Mies lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Simmons changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Mies fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Simmons throws a leg kick
enabling Mies to counter with a crisp jab.
Mies keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Simmons throws a leg kick
and Mies connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Simmons throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Mies lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simmons circles away quickly and effectively.
Simmons lands a head kick. Mies smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Simmons swings for the body but Mies moves out of range.
Mies motions for Simmons to come forward. Mies throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simmons misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Simmons keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mies misses with a leg kick
and Simmons counters with a leg kick.
A shot to the body from Simmons misses
and Mies counters with a good low kick that Simmons was not able to check.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mies uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simmons.
Mies misses with a hook
letting Simmons counter with a right hand.
Mies lands a head kick. Simmons smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Luola Mies has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Simmons just misses with a punch to the body.
Simmons misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Mies shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Simmons eats them both and turns towards Mies to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mies lands with a shot to the body.
Richard Simmons is winning the standup battle so far.
Mies throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mies looks to land a left hand but Simmons moved out of range nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Mies misses the target.
Mies misses with a combination
and Simmons counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mies lunges at Simmons with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Simmons's hand.
Simmons thows a leg kick but Mies checks it
and Mies counters with a stiff right hand.
Luola Mies is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mies moves away from the strike by Simmons.
Simmons moves out of range of the leg kick from Mies.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mies swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Simmons counters with a takedown into side control.
Mies tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Simmons presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simmons tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Simmons lands a heavy elbow.
Simmons goes for an armbar but Mies turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Mies.
Mies must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simmons is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that's the end of the fight!
Luola Mies comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Simmons has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:26
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:26
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Simmons!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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