PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Varian Wyrnn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viking Berserker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Varian Wyrnn has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Wyrnn
vs
Berserker

188 cm
19
200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
133 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Varian Wyrnn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Viking Berserker!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berserker fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wyrnn checks it well.
Berserker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Berserker tries to land a front kick but Wyrnn steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Berserker.
Berserker misses with a low kick as Wyrnn jumps back.
An inside leg kick lands from Berserker.
Berserker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Berserker throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wyrnn checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berserker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Viking Berserker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Berserker misses with a head kick.
A big left from Wyrnn misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyrnn checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wyrnn throws a series of punches but Berserker moves out of range.
Berserker throws a front kick aimed at Wyrnn's knee but Wyrnn avoids it well.
Berserker will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Berserker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Berserker misses with a head kick.
Berserker motions for Wyrnn to come forward. Berserker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Berserker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wyrnn blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Berserker motions for Wyrnn to come forward. Berserker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Berserker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Berserker misses with a body kick.
Wyrnn misses with a looping left.
Berserker is looking to clinch.
Berserker is looking to score with low kicks.
Berserker lands with a slapping head kick.
Berserker tries to land a leg kick but Wyrnn saw it coming and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyrnn moves out of range of the leg kick from Berserker.
Berserker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Berserker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Berserker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wyrnn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wyrnn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Berserker throws a leg kick but Wyrnn moved away.
Wyrnn moves out of range of the leg kick from Berserker.
Berserker tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wyrnn blocks a leg kick.
Berserker throws a leg kick but Wyrnn moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Berserker dodges the punch combination from Wyrnn.
Berserker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Wyrnn is out of range and Berserker settles back down.
Berserker tries a head kick but it misses.
Berserker misses with a leg kick.
Wyrnn blocks a leg kick.
Berserker tries to clinch up but Wyrnn circles away and keeps his distance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Berserker tries a low kick but Wyrnn avoids it.
Berserker tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Viking Berserker dominated that round.
That's time! Wyrnn's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Berserker tries a low kick but Wyrnn avoids it.
Berserker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wyrnn.
A solid leg kick lands there for Berserker.
Berserker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wyrnn.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Berserker in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Wyrnn circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wyrnn keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berserker fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wyrnn checks it well.
Wyrnn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wyrnn misses with a right hand
and Berserker counters with a thumping low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyrnn checks a leg kick.
Wyrnn takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Berserker misses with a low kick as Wyrnn jumps back.
Wyrnn avoids a kick to the body.
Wyrnn checks a leg kick.
Berserker is looking to clinch.
Berserker is looking to score with low kicks.
Berserker digs a good hook to Wyrnn's body.
Berserker fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wyrnn is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Berserker throws a chopping leg kick but Wyrnn manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Berserker misses with a low kick.
Good work by Wyrnn as he checks the leg kick.
Berserker throws a leg kick but Wyrnn sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wyrnn moves out of range of the leg kick from Berserker.
Berserker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Berserker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wyrnn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wyrnn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Berserker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wyrnn.
Berserker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyrnn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Berserker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wyrnn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Berserker.
Berserker tries to land a front kick but Wyrnn steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Berserker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wyrnn misses with a body shot.
Berserker tries to clinch up
and Wyrnn connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Viking Berserker has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserker wants to clinch up but Wyrnn keeps it at a distance.
Berserker throws a push kick but Wyrnn slaps the foot to one side.
Wyrnn smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Berserker is looking to score with low kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Berserker looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wyrnn moves out of range of the body kick from Berserker.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wyrnn swats away the attempt to clinch by Berserker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Varian Wyrnn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Viking Berserker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Berserker tries to land a front kick but Wyrnn steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wyrnn lands a slapping body shot.
Berserker misses with a low kick.
Berserker tries to score with a low kick but Wyrnn moves his leg out of the way.
Berserker throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Berserker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Berserker motions for Wyrnn to come forward. Berserker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wyrnn is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Berserker fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wyrnn checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Berserker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wyrnn.
Berserker throws a low kick, looking for Wyrnn's leg but Wyrnn calmly moves out of range.
Wyrnn throws a shot from downtown. Berserker moves away and avoids it.
Berserker will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Berserker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice jab there from Wyrnn.
Berserker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Berserker misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wyrnn misses with a straight right.
Berserker is looking to score with low kicks.
Wyrnn moves out of range as Berserker throws a body kick.
Wyrnn checks a leg kick.
Berserker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wyrnn. That did some damage!
Berserker throws a leg kick but Wyrnn checks it.
Wyrnn checks the leg kick.
Berserker throws a low kick but Wyrnn moves out of range easily.

Wyrnn feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Berserker sprawling to the canvas! Berserker rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Wyrnn finish him?!

Berserker is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berserker tries to score with a low kick but Wyrnn moves his leg out of the way.
Berserker is still on wobbly legs! Can Wyrnn finish him?
Berserker looks to land a body kick but Wyrnn moved away.
Berserker seems to have recovered his senses.
Wyrnn blocks a low kick nicely.
Nice shot lands for Wyrnn.
Berserker throws a push kick but Wyrnn slaps the foot to one side.
Wyrnn checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Berserker misses.
Wyrnn swats away the attempt to clinch by Berserker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserker throws a chopping leg kick but Wyrnn manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Wyrnn thows a body shot but no joy.
Berserker throws a low kick but Wyrnn moves out of range easily.
Berserker tries to clinch there but Wyrnn circles away.
Berserker misses with a head kick.
Berserker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wyrnn avoids a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Varian Wyrnn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wyrnn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Varian Wyrnn!