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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Max Kittman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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200 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Max Kittman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen pushes Kittman up against the cage in a clinch.
Kittman stalling in the clinch but Sheen improves position.
Kittman wants a takedown.
Kittman lands a shoulder strike.
Kittman goes for a takedown attempt but Sheen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Kittman tries to keep at a distance but Sheen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sheen manages to pull guard.
Sheen pushes Kittman off and scrambles back to his feet.
Sheen fails with a takedown attempt.
Kittman looks to land a combination but Sheen avoids it well.
Sheen fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kittman avoids it really well and circles away.
Sheen shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kittman counters with a nice double leg into side control. Sheen won't be happy with that.
Max Kittman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Sheen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kittman tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Kittman has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Sheen tries to bench press Kittman off him but Kittman keeps the position.
Kittman thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Kittman is breathing heavily.
Sheen tries to improve position but can't.
Sheen manages to get back to half guard.
Sheen wants to control but Kittman is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are battling for position here. Sheen manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Sheen is trying to control the position but Kittman postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen keeping full guard, as Kittman tries to pass.
Sheen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Sheen is looking to stand up but Kittman isn't so interested in that idea.
Kittman decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Sheen, up you get!
Sheen with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Kittman counter with a right hand.
No joy there for Sheen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sheen darts in and clinches Kittman up against the cage.
Kittman wants a takedown.
Sheen pulls guard successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen is trying to control the position but Kittman postures up.
Sheen wants to get back to his feet but Kittman is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Sheen looking for a sweep. Not yet Sheen, not yet.
Kittman lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kittman gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Kittman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kittman misses with a wild combination.
Sheen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Kittman to counter with a crisp jab.
Sheen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice uppercut there from Kittman.
Sheen misses with a takedown attempt
and Kittman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sheen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kittman counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kittman throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kittman!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kittman, right into the meat.
Sheen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kittman swivels and escapes.
Kittman lands a front kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Max Kittman dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Kittman misses with a two punch combination.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Kittman.
Sheen scores with a takedown into Kittman's guard.
Sheen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kittman is keeping the position for now.
Sheen gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Sheen shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Sheen wants to control from the top but Kittman keeps moving.
Kittman kicks Sheen off and gets to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen shoots in but no luck this time.
Kittman blocks a head kick by Sheen.
Sheen fails with the takedown
and Kittman counters with a straight right hand.
Sheen moves into the clinch.
Kittman pulls guard effortlessly.
Sheen postures up.
Sheen trying to control the position from guard on top but Kittman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sheen might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Kittman kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Charlie Sheen wasn't active enough on the ground.
Kittman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sheen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kittman swivels and escapes.
Max Kittman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Sheen.
Kittman throws a quick inside leg kick.
A head kick by Sheen misses
and Kittman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kittman counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Max Kittman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sheen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kittman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kittman lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kittman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sheen fails with the takedown
and Kittman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Sheen is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Sheen has Kittman up against the cage in a clinch.
Kittman lands a shoulder strike.
Sheen breaks from the clinch.
Sheen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kittman decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Sheen's guard.
Kittman trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen keeping full guard, as Kittman tries to pass.
Sheen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kittman makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Some wild striking there from Kittman.
Sheen gets a clinch.
Sheen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kittman smiles and moves away.
Sheen has a takedown stuffed.
Kittman swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Max Kittman will probably get the nod.
That's time! Kittman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Sheen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kittman counters with a leg kick.
Sheen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kittman.
Sheen shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kittman as he jumps to the side.
Sheen clinches up against the cage.
Kittman drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sheen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kittman misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheen tries to pull guard but Kittman holds him up against the cage and eventually Sheen drops back down to his feet.
Max Kittman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Sheen.
Sheen prevents a takedown attempt there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sheen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sheen tries for a takedown but Kittman manages to get underhooks.
Sheen has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Kittman uses from the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kittman throws and elbow that misses. Sheen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Kittman's guard. Nice move by Sheen!
Sheen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sheen trying to control but Kittman is working from the bottom.
Kittman keeping full guard, as Sheen tries to pass.
Kittman keeping moving, preventing Sheen from controlling successfully.
Sheen won't allow Kittman to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Sheen scoring with punches to the head and body.
Kittman is looking to stand up but Sheen isn't so interested in that idea.
Kittman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sheen is one step ahead there.
Sheen wants to control from the top but Kittman keeps moving.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Sheen loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sheen decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Kittman, up you get!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen shoots in and drives through. Kittman sprawls well.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Sheen.
Kittman is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Sheen's half guard.
Ground and pound from Kittman.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sheen tries to get to full guard but Kittman has control of the leg.
Sheen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kittman pulls his head out easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen tries to get to full guard but Kittman has control of the leg.
Sheen is looking to escape.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kittman connects with a nice short shot to Sheen's temple.
Sheen tries to get to full guard but Kittman has control of the leg.
Kittman keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kittman working Sheen over with strikes.
Well, if Kittman is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Charlie Sheen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Max Kittman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sheen wants to improve his position but Kittman is controlling well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Max Kittman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kittman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Max Kittman!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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