PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Shane Carwin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Horny Helmet's chin.

Helmet
vs
Carwin

193 cm
25
204 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Eddie Farnsworth and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin looks gassed!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Helmet.

It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet lands a two punch combo.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Carwin eats them both and turns towards Helmet to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet feints a jab promting Carwin to slip. Helmet then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Carwin slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Carwin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Horny Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Carwin back to the ropes. Helmet follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet lands with a nice combination. Carwin backs away looking to recover.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A right-left combo lands from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Carwin sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Horny Helmet!

Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!