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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Ball (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong comes into the arena with You Mirin? blaring out of the sound system. Ball has chosen Hammer Smashed Face as his entrance music. Joe Ball has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Ding Dong's chin.
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280 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ding Dong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Ball!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Glass and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ball clobbers Dong with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ball waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dong.
Dong drops his hands momentarily and Ball takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ball throws a big shot that misses.
Ball throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ball takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Joe Ball has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ball fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ball lands a jab to the nose.
A big right from Ball misses.
Ball dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ball throws a hook to the side of Dong's head but Dong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Ball with that takedown attempt.
Dong throws a head kick that Ball semi-blocks.
Nice sprawl there from Dong as Ball shoots in.
Ball misses with a hook
and Dong counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dong feints and then cracks Ball's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ball down.
Ball looks gassed!
Dong throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ball's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ball takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Joe Ball seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dong turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ball on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dong throws a head kick that half lands.
That has opened up Joe Ball's cut even more.
Ball takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dong throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ball's head.
Dong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ball. That did some damage!
Dong punishes Ball's body with a nice straight punch.
Dong cracks the inside of Ball's front leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dong.
A head kick from Dong lands but Ball takes it in his stride.
Dong looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ball on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dong works Ball's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dong connects with a solid leg kick.
Dong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dong. That's going to slow Ball down.
Dong scores with a leg kick.
That kick from Dong tenderised Ball's leg. Ball is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ball.
Dong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ball.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dong connects with a body shot.
Dong chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ding Dong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Ball's cut.
That's time! Dong's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dong connects with a solid leg kick.
Ball swings widly with a right hand
and Dong counters with a thumping low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dong.
Dong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dong lands a head kick. Ball smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dong throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ball's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ball gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The cut above Joe Ball's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dong throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ball's head.
Joe Ball's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Ball's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ding Dong!
Ding Dong retains his heavyweight title!
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hype
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