PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaded comes into the arena with BOOOOOT!!! blaring out of the sound system. Naked is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Want You. Buck Naked acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Loaded
vs
Naked

180 cm
23
175 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

184 cm
27
177 lbs
20 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Up Loaded!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buck Naked!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loaded throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Loaded does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Loaded swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Naked moves away from the strike by Loaded.
Loaded throws a body kick that misses.
Loaded fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naked manages to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Naked.
The fight stays on the outside here - Loaded looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loaded scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Naked doesn't seem bothered though.
Loaded throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Naked scores with a head kick. Loaded tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Naked will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Naked needs to keep his hands up - Loaded had a free shot at his head there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naked throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Loaded counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Naked is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Loaded throws a hook but Naked avoids it easily.
Loaded swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naked is looking to slow Loaded down with leg kicks.
Loaded throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Loaded has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Naked.
Naked throws a sloppy head kick and Loaded moves out of range easily.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Naked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Loaded throws a chopping leg kick but Naked manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Naked misses with a two punch combination.
Naked misses with a low kick as Loaded jumps back.
Loaded throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Naked stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Loaded throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Naked throws a sloppy head kick and Loaded moves out of range easily.
Loaded misses with a wild combination.
Naked uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Loaded.
Loaded swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded thows a body shot but no joy.
Naked throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Naked lands a nice looking body kick.
Loaded misses with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Naked throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Loaded dips to his left and cracks Naked with an uppercut!
Loaded missing with a left hand there. Naked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Loaded rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Naked moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Loaded throws a low kick but Naked avoids it.
Loaded takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Naked gets tackled into the cage by Loaded. Loaded maintains the clinch.
Naked avoids a wild elbow strike from Loaded.
Naked with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Loaded fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Naked breaks from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naked lands with a nice body kick.
Loaded misses with a body kick.
Loaded sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Naked takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Loaded takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Naked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Naked lands with a slapping head kick.
Naked plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Loaded.
Loaded thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Naked if he has to take too many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Naked throws a head kick but Loaded moves out of range.
Loaded checks the leg kick.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked throws a front kick that sends Loaded stumbling back into the cage.
Loaded tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded thows a body shot but no joy.
Loaded loads up on a big right hand but Naked slips the punch.
Naked pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Loaded misses with a wild combination.
Naked throws a sloppy head kick and Loaded moves out of range easily.
Loaded takes a kick to the side of the head.
Naked throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Loaded.
Nice body punch from Loaded.
Naked looks gassed!
Loaded scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Loaded swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loaded cracks Naked with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Loaded tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naked was well out of range. Poor timing from Loaded.
Naked takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Loaded lands a nice leg kick that just misses Naked's sensitive parts.
Naked misses with a body kick.
Loaded cracks Naked with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Buck Naked has been cut.

Loaded clinches.
Loaded lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Naked.
Naked tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Loaded misses with some punches.
Loaded has a couple of punches blocked by Naked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loaded has Naked pressed against the cage, preventing Naked from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Loaded missing with knees to the body.
Loaded avoids a wild elbow strike from Naked.
Naked tries to land knees in the clinch but Loaded avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Loaded throws an elbow but misses.

Naked breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Loaded throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Naked stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Naked throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Naked is breathing heavily.
Loaded misses with a body shot.
Loaded swings for the body but Naked moves out of range.
Loaded lands a leg kick that knocks Naked off balance momentarily.
Naked moves out of range of the leg kick from Loaded.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loaded defending well as Naked loads up on a big left hand.
Naked misses the shot to the body.
Loaded lands a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Loaded.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loaded scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Loaded works the jab nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded lands with a shot to the body.
Loaded takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Loaded looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Loaded scores with a jab to the body.
An inside leg kick from Loaded misses.
Loaded bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A clash of legs there as Naked blocks the low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loaded.
Loaded cracks a nice hook into Naked's ribs.
Loaded tries to land a leg kick but Naked saw it coming and moves away.
Loaded throws a body punch but Naked moves out of range.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Loaded.
Naked is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Loaded throws a body punch but Naked moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Naked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded avoids the head kick by Naked.
Naked showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loaded.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Donk. Loaded catches Naked right on the button with a cross.
Loaded throws a wild body kick that Naked sees coming a mile off.
Loaded misses with a wild body shot.
Up Loaded is winning the standup battle so far.
Loaded throws the left hand but Naked avoids the punch easily.
Loaded throws a wild body kick that Naked sees coming a mile off.
Loaded tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Loaded wants to clinch.
Naked lands with a kick to the temple. Loaded shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Loaded ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A head kick misses from Naked.
Naked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loaded lands a nice leg kick that just misses Naked's sensitive parts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loaded digs a good body shot into Naked's ribs.
Loaded throws a body punch but Naked moves out of range.
Loaded scores with a hook.
Loaded tries to clinch but Naked is having none of it.
Naked blocks a head kick by Loaded.
Naked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Naked avoids a punch combination nicely.
Naked thows a body shot but no joy.
Loaded avoids the head kick by Naked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Buck Naked's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Loaded just misses with a punch to the body.
Naked avoids the head kick by Loaded.
Loaded blocks a head kick by Naked.
Loaded tries a low kick but Naked avoids it.
Naked tries a head kick but it misses.
Naked throws a nice inside leg kick.

Loaded gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Loaded swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Loaded.

Naked breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Loaded looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Loaded is looking to wear down Naked with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Loaded swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loaded ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Naked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A punch lands to the side of Naked 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded misses with a kick to the body
enabling Naked to counter with a crisp jab.
Loaded throws a series of punches but Naked moves out of range.
Loaded checks a leg kick nicely.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Naked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Loaded misses with a low kick as Naked jumps back.
Loaded throws a hook but Naked avoids it easily.
Naked misses with a body shot.
Naked throws a solid leg kick but Loaded takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Naked.
Left hook, right uppercut from Loaded.
Naked throws a head kick but Loaded moves out of range.
Naked bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Loaded throws a leg kick that is checked
and Naked counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Naked throws a hook to the side of Loaded's head but Loaded sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Loaded is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Naked can do to turn this around?
Naked throws a head kick that misses.
Buck Naked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked moves out of range of the body kick.
Naked fails to land with a series of punches.
Naked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Loaded avoids the head kick by Naked.
Loaded lands a nice looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loaded connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Loaded throws a leg kick which misses Naked's front leg but catches the back leg as Naked tries to avoid it.
Loaded lands with a thumping leg kick.
Loaded lands a right hook to the body.
Naked tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Loaded lands with a nice combination. Naked backs away looking to recover.
Loaded fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Naked looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Loaded scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded thumps Naked with a low kick.
Loaded cracks Naked with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A good leg kick by Loaded.
Naked takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Loaded lunges at Naked with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Naked's hand.
Loaded lands with a nice body punch.
Loaded scoring well with a low kick there.
Loaded scores with a jab to the body.
Loaded moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Naked's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Loaded turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick by Loaded misses
and Naked counters with a big head kick but Loaded shrugs it off.

Loaded gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Loaded scores with a shot to the side of Naked's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded lands with a light punch inside.
Naked trying to land knees to the body.

Naked manages to break the clinch.
Naked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Naked blocks a head kick by Loaded.
Naked keeps the fight on the outside.
Naked takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Loaded avoids the head kick by Naked.
Loaded goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Naked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loaded thows a body shot but no joy.
Loaded bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Naked's head backwards.
Loaded avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loaded, right into the meat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Up Loaded showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Loaded has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Up Loaded!