PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Meathead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dynamite Shikoku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shikoku has chosen Shikoku Shikoku as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Dynamite Shikoku is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Meathead
vs
Shikoku

190 cm
21
268 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
20
285 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rick Meathead!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dynamite Shikoku!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shikoku scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meathead in his tracks.

Shikoku drives through and clinches with Meathead against the cage.
Meathead lands an elbow inside that Shikoku shrugs off.

It looks like Dynamite Shikoku has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meathead.
Shikoku scores with a shoulder strike.
Shikoku lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shikoku managing to block the knees to the body from Meathead.
Shikoku cracks Meathead with a nice body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shikoku scores with a shot to the side of Meathead's head.
Meathead misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Shikoku.
Shikoku working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Meathead pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Shikoku scores with a shoulder strike.
Meathead is breathing heavily.
Shikoku working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meathead pushes off an throws an elbow but Shikoku leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Shikoku lands with a right to the head.
Shikoku has Meathead pushed against the cage.
Shikoku lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shikoku lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Meathead or not.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Shikoku.

It looks like Rick Meathead has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Shikoku.
Shikoku lands an elbow that stopped Meathead in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shikoku creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Meathead's defenses.
Shikoku softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Shikoku lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Meathead backwards.

Meathead is rocked!
Shikoku presses Meathead against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Shikoku drops Meathead onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Meathead is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Meathead is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A right hook to the body lands for Shikoku.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Shikoku.
Nice body punch from Shikoku.
Meathead seems to have got his legs back now.
Meathead on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Meathead creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Shikoku drops Meathead onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Meathead is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Shikoku taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shikoku.
Shikoku lands with a right to the head.
Shikoku lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Good body shot from Shikoku.
Shikoku is working Meathead over against the cage.
Shikoku throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meatheads head.
Meathead takes a shot to the head.
Shikoku dips a shoulder and cracks Meathead with a mighty uppercut! Meathead falls back against the cage and Shikoku unloads with a barrage of strikes! Meathead is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Shikoku screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dynamite Shikoku!
Dynamite Shikoku is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Dynamite Shikoku made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.