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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Baby Got Back. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Anaconda Anaconda was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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201 cm
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275 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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204 cm
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279 lbs
23 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda! The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Anaconda swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Klice misses the target. Klice tries to keep at a distance but Anaconda has taken the fight into the clinch. Anaconda misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Anaconda fails to land. Klice blocks an uppercut.
Anaconda misses with a punch on the inside.
Klice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Klice fails to land. Anaconda misses with a hook from the clinch. Anaconda lands with a right to the head. A head punch blocked on the inside by Anaconda. Anaconda throws a punch but it's blocked by Klice. Klice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Klice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Klice lands with a short head shot on the inside. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Anaconda fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Anaconda misses with the head strike.
Klice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Anaconda. Klice misses with some punches.
Anaconda prevents a body shot from Klice.
That's one minute gone in the round. Anaconda misses with a punch on the inside.
Klice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Anaconda scores with a nice short uppercut. Klice scores with a nice hook to the head. Anaconda swings wildly with an uppercut but Klice uses good head movement to avoid it. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Klice stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Anaconda throws a punch but it's blocked by Klice. Klice lands a right hand that snaps the head of Anaconda backwards. Anaconda lands with a right to the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Klice tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Klice throws a punch but it's blocked by Anaconda. Anaconda swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Anaconda. Anaconda tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A bit of stalling here from Klice.
Klice is looking to break free of the clinch but Anaconda has double underhooks. Klice blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Anaconda lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Klice lands a shoulder strike. Anaconda takes a shot to the head. Klice blocks an uppercut.
Klice lands a left hand.
Anaconda effectively controlling the action here. Anaconda blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anaconda doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Anaconda misses with a short punch on the inside. Klice blocking some punches.
Klice scores with an uppercut up the middle. Anaconda working some nice short punches in the clinch. Anaconda blocks an uppercut.
Anaconda swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Klice tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Klice throws a punch but it's blocked by Anaconda. Klice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Anaconda swings wildly with an uppercut but Klice uses good head movement to avoid it. A head punch blocked on the inside by Anaconda.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Anaconda has a couple of punches blocked by Klice.
Anaconda controlling the action here for a moment.
Anaconda misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Klice. Anaconda misses with a body punch.
Klice misses with a hook to the ribs.
Anaconda swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Anaconda lands with a right to the head. Klice swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Klice. A head punch blocked on the inside by Klice. A quick uppercut on the inside from Klice. Klice softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Klice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Klice lands a right hand that snaps the head of Anaconda backwards. Klice lands with a light punch inside. Anaconda is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Klice is keeping busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Klice lands a shot to the body. Anaconda looks gassed! Klice lands a right hand. Klice taking a breather. Klice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Klice lands a left hand that snaps the head of Anaconda backwards.
Anaconda is rocked! Klice lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Anaconda is still on wobbly legs! Can Klice finish him? Klice unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Anaconda! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Klice is unloading with more strikes now! Anaconda drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simbo Klice! Simbo Klice took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, 160! - Sale! for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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