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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cock Blocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reiska Pekka Retale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Blocker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to You ain't getting no pussy tonight bi..atch!!. The crowd seem to be enjoying Retale's choice of entrance music: The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Reiska Pekka Retale was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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167 cm
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154 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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169 cm
20
154 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cock Blocker! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Reiska Pekka Retale! The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Blocker connects with a body shot that sends Retale's belly button to the back. Blocker throws a body punch but Retale moves out of range. Retale pushes Blocker up against the cage in a clinch. Blocker scores with a shot to the side of Retale's head. Blocker wants to get back to striking at distance but Retale won't allow it.
Blocker content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Blocker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Blocker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blocker wants to break free but Retale has control.
Retale swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Retale looking to throw knees to the head but Blocker is blocking nicely.
Blocker misses with the head strike.
Retale scores with a hook to the body. Retale can't find room to land a body shot as Blocker controls the action.
Retale lands a good knee to the midsection. Blocker won't want to take too many of those. Retale lands a hook to the side of the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Both fighters working to control the clinch. Blocker scores with a nice hook to the head. Retale lands a knee to the body.
Retale landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Retale creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Blocker's defenses.
It looks like Cock Blocker has been cut. Blocker takes a shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Blocker letting Retale take a breather here. Retale working some nice short punches in the clinch. Retale scores with a nice hook to the head. Retale lands a knee to the body.
Blocker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Blocker is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Blocker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Retale utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Blocker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Blocker misses with a body shot.
Retale ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Blocker moves away. Blocker takes a body punch but keeps moving. Retale keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Retale tries to clinch up but Blocker circles away and keeps his distance. Retale connects with a good right hand that stumbles Blocker. Blocker circles away out of range and recomposes himself. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Blocker throws out a loose jab but Retale uses good head movement to avoid it. Retale swings for the body but Blocker moves out of range.
Cock Blocker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Blocker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Retale was well out of range. Poor timing from Blocker. Blocker misses with a straight left. Retale cracks Blocker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Retale thuds a left hand into Blocker's body. Blocker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Retale lands with a shot to the body. Retale gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Blocker misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Retale.
Blocker scores with a shoulder strike. Retale blocking some punches.
Retale keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Blocker's efforts to push away. Blocker breaks from the clinch.
Blocker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Nice elbow from Retale. Retale digs a right hand underneath Blocker's ribcage. Blocker let out a lung full of air as it connected. Retale unloads a knee to the mid-section. Retale with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Blocker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Blocker throws a head punch that misses. Blocker tries to break free but Retale pushes him back against the cage. Blocker looking to stall.
Retale lands an elbow just above Blocker 's eye.
Cock Blocker's cut is getting worse. Retale with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Retale is trying to maintain a safe position but Blocker gets an underhook and turns Retale into the cage. Blocker blocks an elbow strike. Retale utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Blocker is breathing heavily. Blocker tries to break free but Retale pushes him back against the cage. A nice glancing elbow lands by Retale. Retale working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Blocker is rocked! Retale lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Oh Blocker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cock Blocker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Retale tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Retale scores with an uppercut up the middle. Retale has Blocker pushed against the cage. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Blocker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Good shot there by Blocker. Blocker lands a jab to the nose. Retale misses with a wild body shot. Blocker seems to have got his legs back now. Retale uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blocker.
Retale cracks Blocker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Blocker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Retale. Retale throws a lazy right hand but Blocker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Retale displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blocker throws out the jab. Retale slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Blocker throws a jab but it's blocked by Retale. Retale ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Blocker tries to keep at a distance but Retale has taken the fight into the clinch. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Blocker tries to break free but Retale pushes him back against the cage. Blocker misses with the head strike.
Retale lands a body shot in the clinch.
Retale lands a nice elbow. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Reiska Pekka Retale dominated that round. The cut man is working on Cock Blocker's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Retale has taken the fight to the clinch.
Retale throws a knee to the head but misses.
Retale throws a knee to the head but misses.
Blocker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Blocker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Retale.
Retale feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Blocker sprawling to the canvas! Blocker rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Retale finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Some wild striking there from Blocker.
Retale looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Blocker! The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Blocker is trying to escape the mount.
Blocker tries to lock up and control but Retale gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. Retale controlling the position easily from mount.
That's one minute gone in the round. Retale trying to control but he's not successful this time. Blocker has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Retale's lack of action.
Blocker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Blocker.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Retale wants to control from the top but Blocker keeps moving. Blocker is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Retale is controlling him. Retale trying to control the position from guard on top but Blocker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Reiska Pekka Retale hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart. Blocker misses with a lunging right hand
and Retale counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Blocker misses with a hook. Blocker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Retale.
Blocker takes a body punch but keeps moving. Blocker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Blocker thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Blocker walks into a jab.
Jeez, Cock Blocker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. Retale darts in and clinches Blocker up against the cage. Blocker tries to throw a body punch but Retale avoids it by throwing Blocker back against the cage. Blocker tries to break free but Retale pushes him back against the cage. A knee to the head by Retale.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cock Blocker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Reiska Pekka Retale! A victorious Reiska Pekka Retale thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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