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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between B Jj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jj comes to the cage accompanied by Selling My Soul-by- BLACK SABBATH. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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278 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
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167 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
Counter striker
Cardio machine
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, B Jj!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jj tries to keep at a distance but Idiot has taken the fight into the clinch.
Idiot is struggling to control the position.
Jj is trying to break the clinch but Idiot has him pressed against the cage.
Jj is trying to maintain a safe position but Idiot gets an underhook and turns Jj into the cage.
Idiot lands with a left to the head.
Jj's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Idiot effectively controlling the action here.
Jj tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jj breaks the clinch.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jj tries to clinch but Idiot is having none of it.
Idiot closes the distance and pushes Jj back into the cage.
Jj pressing his opponent against the cage.
Jj breaks the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jj misses with a body kick.
Idiot scores with a hook.
Jj tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Idiot checks a low kick from Jj.
Idiot has managed to clinch.
Idiot lands a left hand.
Jj is trying to push Idiot away but Idiot has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jj is trying to break the clinch but Idiot is controlling him.
Idiot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jj tries a head kick but it misses.
Idiot swats away the attempt to clinch by Jj.
Jj throws a wild body kick that Idiot sees coming a mile off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot tries to keep at a distance but Jj has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jj stalling the fight.
Idiot blocking some punches.
Idiot wants to break free but Jj has control.
Jj using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Idiot has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A bit of stalling here from Jj.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idiot works on Jj's body with a couple of short punches.
Idiot tries to stall but Jj uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jj has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jj lands a nice uppercut.
Idiot stalling the fight.
The crowd are getting on Idiot's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Jj tries to circle away but Idiot has him pinned against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jj escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jj tries to clinch up but Idiot circles away and keeps his distance.
Idiot tries to bum rush Jj with a series of wild strikes but Jj uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Idiot tries to clinch up but Jj circles away and keeps his distance.
Jj throws a low kick but Idiot moves out of range easily.
Jj takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Idiot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Idiot tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jj paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jj takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Idiot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Idiot wants to clinch.
Jj tries to close the distance and clinch but Idiot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jj misses with a head kick.
Jj throws the kick towards the body but Idiot avoids it.
Jj tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Idiot paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jj tries to clinch up.
Jj throws a head kick but Idiot moves out of range.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Jj was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jj wants to clinch up but Idiot keeps it at a distance.
Jj looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Idiot throws a jab but it's blocked by Jj.
Jj doesn't manage to clinch there - Idiot circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Jj saw that one coming.
Idiot clinches up with Jj and pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jj avoiding damage.
Idiot throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Blithering Idiot will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Jj is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Idiot tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jj swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jj tries to clinch
enabling Idiot to counter with a crisp jab.
Jj tries to close the distance and clinch up but Idiot swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Idiot blocks a head kick by Jj.
Jj circles away from the clinch attempt
and Jj counters with a nice body shot.
Idiot is looking to clinch but Jj is avoiding it.
Jj feints a jab promting Idiot to slip. Jj then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Idiot slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Idiot cracks Jj with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jj will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Idiot throws a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot moves into the clinch.
Idiot controlling the action here for a moment.
A short right from Idiot on the inside.
Blithering Idiot seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jj stalling the fight.
Jj wants to get back to striking at distance but Idiot won't allow it.
A nice left hand lands by Idiot.
A short right from Idiot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jj dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Jj has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jj blocks a body shot from Idiot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jj can't break the clinch.
Jj has had enough of the clinch but Idiot keeps him there for the moment.
Idiot stalling in the clinch but Jj improves position.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Idiot. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Idiot lands a left hand.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Jj is pushing Idiot up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jj misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Jj breaks from the clinch.
Jj tries to close the distance and clinch but Idiot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Idiot cracks Jj with a good jab.
Idiot slips under a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jj.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jj closes the distance and clinches.
Idiot looking to slow down the pace here.
Idiot lands with a left to the head.
Idiot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jj pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Idiot tries to clinch but Jj moves out of range.
Idiot rushes Jj and presses him up against the cage.
Jj is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Idiot is defending well for now.
Jj misses with a knee strike.
Jj takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jj wants to get back to striking at distance but Idiot won't allow it.
A frustrated look appears on Jj's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jj is trying to force a seperation but Idiot has the dominant position.
Idiot softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Idiot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Idiot lands a nice uppercut.
It looks like B Jj has been cut.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Idiot blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Idiot tries to stall but Jj uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jj manages to break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jj takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jj is rocked!
Jj backs away from a small jab... but Idiot lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Jj crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Idiot with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Blithering Idiot!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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