PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Airforce Guile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard has chosen I'm Fat as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Guile
vs
Lard

181 cm
30
205 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

197 cm
23
223 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Airforce Guile!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Lard.
Guile throws a head kick but Lard moves out of range.
Guile gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Lard counters with a nice low kick that buckles Guile's knee momentarily.
Guile tries to clinch up.
Guile throws a sloppy head kick and Lard moves out of range easily.
Lard avoids the head kick by Guile.
Guile throws a low kick but Lard moves out of range easily.
Lard fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guile misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lard connects with a nice looking jab.
Lard wants to clinch up but Guile keeps it at a distance.

Guile pushes Lard up against the ropes in a clinch.
Lard misses with a body punch.
Guile lands a damaging elbow.
Guile creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guile blocks a body shot from Lard.
Lard misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guile looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guile tries to land knees in the clinch but Lard avoids the damage to the body.
Guile looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Guile just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lard's brow.
Lard lands an uppercut.
Guile gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lard misses with some punches.
Guile trying to land knees to the body.
Guile tries to break the clinch but Lard is controlling the position.
Lard lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Guile just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lard's brow.
A head punch on the inside from Lard fails to land.
A short uppercut from Lard.
Guile throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lard lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lard lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Guile uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guile is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Guile throws an elbow but it misses.
Guile misses with an elbow over the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guile blocks a body shot from Lard.
Guile throws an elbow that misses.
Guile throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lard misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Guile manages to break the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guile moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Guile tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Guile throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guile throws a body kick that misses.
Lard feints and then cracks Guile's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guile down.
Lard wants to land a leg kick but Guile is out of range.
Lard misses the shot to the body.
Guile throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard scores with a nice right hand.

Guile clinches up against the ropes.
A shot in the inside from Lard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tubo Lard dominated that round.
That's time! Guile's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lard avoids the head kick by Guile.
Airforce Guile has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lard swats away the attempt to clinch by Guile.
Guile throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Guile throws a head kick that half lands.
Lard throws a head kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Lard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guile throws a sloppy head kick and Lard moves out of range easily.
Guile throws a head kick but Lard moves out of range.
Guile takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Guile turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lard's corner calls for a 1-2. Lard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A cross from Lard lands.
Lard scores with a leg kick.
Lard chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A head kick from Guile lands but Lard takes it in his stride.
Tubo Lard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guile on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lard. Lard obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard connects with a jab.
A head kick by Guile misses
and before Guile has any time to reset, Lard cracks him with a big right hand that drops him face first to the canvas! He's hurt! I don't think he's going to get back up from that one! He's trying but he's doing the chicken dance and has face planted into to ropes, causing the referee to bring this fight to an end! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Tubo Lard!
During a confident post fight interview, Tubo Lard thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.