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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Abbott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Merrimac Mjolnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abbott kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Killer Cuts - . Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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250 lbs
14 - 4 - 0 |
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195 cm
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271 lbs
29 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Abbott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Merrimac Mjolnir!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mjolnir throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Abbott looks to land a right hand but Mjolnir moved out of range.
Mjolnir digs a good body shot into Abbott's ribs.
Good leg kick by Mjolnir there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mjolnir uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Abbott.
Abbott keeps the fight on the outside.
That kick from Mjolnir tenderised Abbott's leg. Abbott is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jab from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir connects with a body shot that sends Abbott's belly button to the back.
Merrimac Mjolnir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abbott throws a hook but Mjolnir blocks it.
Abbott misses with a shot to the body
and Mjolnir counters with a leg kick.
Abbott throws a lazy right hand but Mjolnir sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mjolnir fails in his attempt to clinch.
Abbott connects with a leg kick. Mjolnir looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A punch combination from Mjolnir misses.
Mjolnir ducks right into an uppercut from Abbott.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Abbott falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mjolnir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mjolnir connects with a solid leg kick.
Abbott throws a jab when Mjolnir was well out of range.
Mjolnir is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab from Mjolnir misses.
Mjolnir slips a jab from Abbott.
Mjolnir finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mjolnir misses with a kick to the body.
Mjolnir slips a jab from Abbott.
A left lands for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mjolnir lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Abbott has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Abbott and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbott misses with a hook to the body
and Mjolnir counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Abbott takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Abbott can pounce on him.
Abbott stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Abbott. That did some damage!
Mjolnir throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that misses.
Mjolnir scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mjolnir lands a high kick!
It looks like David Abbott has been cut.
Mjolnir lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Abbott throws a lazy right hand but Mjolnir sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mjolnir drives through and clinches with Abbott against the cage.
Abbott working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbott throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mjolnirs head.
Abbott cracks Mjolnir with a nice body shot.
Mjolnir misses with an elbow over the top.
A head punch on the inside from Abbott fails to land.
Abbott lands a body shot.
Mjolnir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mjolnir tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Abbott misses with a hook from the clinch.
Abbott tries a body shot but Mjolnir blocks it.
Mjolnir tries to land knees in the clinch but Abbott avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mjolnir.
Mjolnir blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Abbott blocks an elbow strike.
Abbott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mjolnir blocking some punches.
Abbott takes an elbow to the temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abbott blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mjolnir lands an elbow that stopped Abbott in his tracks for a moment.
David Abbott's cut is getting worse.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir lands a right hand.
A short left from Abbott.
It looks like Merrimac Mjolnir has been cut.
Mjolnir blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mjolnir creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A right hand to the body from Abbott.
Abbott lands a left hand.
Mjolnir misses with some punches.
Abbott has a couple of punches blocked by Mjolnir.
Abbott lands a nice shot to the body.
Mjolnir looks gassed!
Abbott digs a right hand underneath Mjolnir's ribcage. Mjolnir let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Abbott on the inside.
Abbott lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mjolnir backwards.
Abbott lands a hook to the side of the head.
Abbott lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Abbott misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mjolnir prevents a body shot from Abbott.
Abbott working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Abbott working aggressively here.
Abbott misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that David Abbott will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Abbott throws a big shot that misses.
Mjolnir takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Abbott on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Abbott misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a leg kick that knocks Abbott off balance momentarily.
Abbott is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Abbott takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mjolnir darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Abbott misses the shot to the body.
Abbott misses with a looping right.
Mjolnir moves into the clinch successfully.
Mjolnir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Abbott.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mjolnir unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Mjolnir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Mjolnir in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Abbott lands with a short shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir can't find room to land a body shot as Abbott controls the action.
Mjolnir tries a knee to the head but Abbott blocks it.
Mjolnir misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Abbott.
Mjolnir misses with a knee to the head.
Mjolnir looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mjolnir blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Abbott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Abbott.
Mjolnir is breathing heavily.
Abbott tries to work over Mjolnir's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Abbott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Abbott tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mjolnir comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mjolnir looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Abbott lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abbott tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Abbott.
Abbott on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mjolnir tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Abbott's elbow.
Mjolnir misses with a punch on the inside.
Mjolnir can't find room to land a body shot as Abbott controls the action.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Abbott here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Mjolnir prevents a body shot from Abbott.
Abbott misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mjolnir pushes off an throws an elbow but Abbott leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Abbott can't find room to land a body shot as Mjolnir controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abbott.
Abbott lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mjolnir or not.
Mjolnir working aggressively here.
Abbott pushes Mjolnir back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Abbott struggles to land a body shot inside as Mjolnir controls his hands.
Abbott works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short left from Abbott.
That has opened up Merrimac Mjolnir's cut even more.
Abbott misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mjolnir.
Abbott tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir struggles to land a body shot inside as Abbott controls his hands.
Abbott misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mjolnir misses with a hook from the clinch.
Abbott misses with some punches.
Abbott has a couple of punches blocked by Mjolnir.
Abbott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Abbott avoids a wild elbow strike from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mjolnir lands with a short punch from the clinch.
David Abbott's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A short right from Abbott.
A short left from Mjolnir.
Still in the clinch, Abbott scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mjolnir scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abbott lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Abbott prevents a body shot from Mjolnir.
David Abbott has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Mjolnir misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abbott.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mjolnir.
Abbott lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abbott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Abbott lands an uppercut.
Mjolnir blocks an uppercut.
Mjolnir looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mjolnir crunches a lovely knee into Abbott's ribcage.
Mjolnir lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Abbott backwards.
Knees to the body from Mjolnir.
A short right from Mjolnir on the inside.
Abbott takes a knee to the side of the body.
Mjolnir lands an elbow inside that Abbott shrugs off.
Mjolnir lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mjolnir lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeez, David Abbott's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A shot in the inside from Mjolnir.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at David Abbott's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Merrimac Mjolnir!
A very excited looking Merrimac Mjolnir made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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