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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gryphon Andersoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sonofabeetch has chosen the theme from the x files as his entrance music. Harry Sonofabeetch will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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235 lbs
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286 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gryphon Andersoon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Andersoon attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Andersoon tries to clinch up but Sonofabeetch circles away and keeps his distance.
Sonofabeetch misses with a two punch combination.
Sonofabeetch blocks a head kick by Andersoon.
Sonofabeetch swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Andersoon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
Andersoon throws the left hand but Sonofabeetch avoids the punch easily.
Sonofabeetch tries to score a power double leg takedown but Andersoon sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Sonofabeetch somewhat.
Andersoon stuffs the takedown attempt from Sonofabeetch. Sonofabeetch gets slowly back to his feet.
Andersoon throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sonofabeetch's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Andersoon throws a quick inside leg kick.
Andersoon tries to clinch there but Sonofabeetch circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Sonofabeetch. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sonofabeetch.
Andersoon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Andersoon throws a nice inside leg kick.
Andersoon has Sonofabeetch up against the cage in a clinch.
Andersoon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Sonofabeetch has Andersoon pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Andersoon manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Gryphon Andersoon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Sonofabeetch.
Andersoon stops a takedown attempt from Sonofabeetch.
A nice left hand lands by Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch wants a takedown.
Sonofabeetch tries to score a body lock takedown but Andersoon shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sonofabeetch as Andersoon tries to tie him up.
Sonofabeetch looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sonofabeetch lands with a left to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Andersoon pulls him back up using the underhooks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Andersoon stops a takedown attempt from Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Andersoon after a bit of a struggle.
Andersoon tries a body shot but Sonofabeetch blocks it.
Andersoon breaks from the clinch.
Andersoon throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sonofabeetch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Andersoon takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Gryphon Andersoon has been cut.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Sonofabeetch!
Andersoon lands a nice hook to Sonofabeetch's body. Sonofabeetch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sonofabeetch looks gassed!
Crunch! Andersoon slams his shin into Sonofabeetch's torso.
Andersoon connects with a body shot.
Andersoon connects with a high kick.
That has opened up Harry Sonofabeetch's cut even more.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Andersoon connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Sonofabeetch to the floor! Andersoon dives in looking for the finish!
The cut above Harry Sonofabeetch's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Andersoon tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Andersoon is taking a breather. Sonofabeetch says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We're going to have a standup here because Gryphon Andersoon wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Andersoon clinches with his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Andersoon is defending well.
Sonofabeetch has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Andersoon after a bit of a struggle.
Sonofabeetch can't get the takedown.
Sonofabeetch turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Sonofabeetch manages to end up in side control.
Andersoon is looking for a sweep.
The ground and pound from Sonofabeetch seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Sonofabeetch fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Andersoon is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Andersoon trying to control here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sonofabeetch is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Andersoon doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Sonofabeetch.
Andersoon might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Sonofabeetch wants to lay and pray for a moment but Andersoon keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gryphon Andersoon dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Sonofabeetch misses with a double jab.
Sonofabeetch tries to clinch up.
Andersoon tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Sonofabeetch counters with a nice body shot.
Sonofabeetch misses with a double jab.
Gryphon Andersoon is winning the standup battle so far.
Sonofabeetch misses with a two punch combination.
Andersoon lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sonofabeetch closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Andersoon did well to prevent Sonofabeetch getting side control.
Sonofabeetch missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Sonofabeetch is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Sonofabeetch is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Andersoon missing with punches from the bottom.
Sonofabeetch is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Andersoon defends it well.
Sonofabeetch trying to pass the guard but Andersoon defending well.
Sonofabeetch passes to full mount!
Sonofabeetch throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sonofabeetch fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Andersoon is looking to get to half guard.
Sonofabeetch lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sonofabeetch controlling the pace for now.
Harry Sonofabeetch has got the better of the ground game so far.
Andersoon regains half guard.
Sonofabeetch drops an elbow to the side of Andersoon's head.
Sonofabeetch is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Sonofabeetch wants to take a breather but Andersoon is having none of it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Andersoon here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Sonofabeetch lands a nice short elbow.
Andersoon wants to control the action here but instead Sonofabeetch manages to pass to full mount!
Sonofabeetch lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Andersoon is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sonofabeetch postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Andersoon badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Sonofabeetch around the waist but Sonofabeetch pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Sonofabeetch is the winner by TKO! Sonofabeetch jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Sonofabeetch!
An intense looking Harry Sonofabeetch took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'If any girls want hairy babies im in room 213 at the ramada....'.
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