PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Galt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Galt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, State of the Union by Rise Against. Kramer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Galt
vs
Kramer

192 cm
27
218 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

225 cm
26
210 lbs
14 - 5 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Galt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kramer closes the distance and clinches.
Galt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kramer throws an elbow that misses.
Kramer misses with an elbow strike.
Kramer tries to work over Galt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kramer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Galt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kramer is defending well for now.
Nice elbow from Galt.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.

Galt pulls guard effortlessly.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Kramer trying to control but Galt is working from the bottom.

Galt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kramer throws a big elbow that misses.

Galt has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kramer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kramer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kramer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Galt keeping moving, preventing Kramer from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Galt is trying to keep Kramer in close.
Galt preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Galt is trying to keep Kramer in close.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kramer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Galt throws some sloppy strikes off his back.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Kramer has Galt up against the cage in a clinch.
Galt is looking to control Kramer's arms but Kramer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Galt has his back to the cage.
Kramer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Galt managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Galt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kramer managing to block the knees to the body from Galt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
Kramer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Galt avoids it.
Kramer misses with an elbow strike.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kramer throws an elbow but misses.
Kramer goes for a takedown attempt but Galt pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Kramer closes the distance and pushes Galt back into the cage.
Kramer is working for takedown but Galt is calmly controlling the position for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kramer.
Galt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Galt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kramer tries a knee to the head but Galt blocks it.
Kramer lands with a light punch inside.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
Kramer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Galt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Galt misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kramer.
Kramer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kramer tries to score a body lock takedown but Galt shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
John Galt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kosmo Kramer.
Kramer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Galt lands a shoulder strike.
Kramer tries a knee to the head but Galt blocks it.
Galt landing knees to the body.
Kramer looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Galt manages to break the clinch.
Galt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Galt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Galt lands a nice hook to Kramer's body. Kramer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kramer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Galt.
Some wild striking there from Galt.

Galt lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Kramer sprawling to the canvas. Galt follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Kramer hang on?

Kramer is rocked!

Galt is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Galt throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Galt is trying to control. Kramer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kramer is looking to control Galt's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kramer avoid being mounted?
Kramer is staying active underneath Galt, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Galt dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kramer instigates a clinch.
Galt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kramer is defending well for now.
Kramer throws an elbow that misses.
Kramer misses with a knee strike.

Galt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Galt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kramer.

Kramer rushes Galt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kosmo Kramer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Galt's defenses.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kramer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Galt's brow.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kramer throws an elbow but misses.
Galt takes an elbow to the temple.
Kramer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kramer has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Galt is trying to keep an underhook but Kramer manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Kramer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kramer trying to control the action but Galt is working from the bottom.
Galt works his way to full guard. Good work.

Galt looking for a guillotine here but Kramer defends easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galt can't keep his opponent in guard - Kramer advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Galt is refusing to be controlled, as Kramer sits in half guard.
Galt moves into full guard.
Galt controls Kramer momentarily but Kramer frees himself.
Kramer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Galt tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kramer tries to free his leg and advance position but Galt is retaining full guard.
Kramer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Galt is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kramer looking to pass the guard.
Kramer trying to control the position from guard on top but Galt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kramer checks a leg kick.

Kramer rushes Galt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Galt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Galt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Galt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The referee calls for Galt to work.
Galt is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kramer to keep the fight standing.
Kramer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Galt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kramer blocks a head kick by Galt.

Kramer has Galt up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kramer misses with an elbow over the top.
Kramer looking to throw knees to the head but Galt is blocking nicely.
Galt tries to circle away but Kramer has him pinned against the cage.
Galt tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kramer avoids it.
Galt managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.

Galt breaks from the clinch.
Kramer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Galt.

Kramer drives through and clinches with Galt against the cage.
Kramer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kramer misses with a punch on the inside.
Galt tries a knee to the head but Kramer blocks it.
Kramer throws an elbow that misses.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the head but Galt blocks with his arms.
Galt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kramer's elbow.
Kramer is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Galt is defending well.
Galt misses with a knee strike.
Galt with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Galt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kramer goes for a takedown in the clinch but Galt prevents it.
Kramer is breathing heavily.
Kramer avoiding damage as Galt throws knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kramer tries a knee to the head but Galt blocks it.
Kramer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Galt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Kramer closes the distance and clinches.
Galt tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Galt manages to break the clinch.
John Galt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Galt gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Galt manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Kramer trying to control the position from guard on top but Galt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Galt working for a triangle but Kramer defends it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Galt being controlled here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Galt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Galt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Galt avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
Galt blocks an elbow strike.
Galt tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Galt.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Galt.
Galt misses with a knee to the head.
Galt stalling.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
Galt tries to land knees in the clinch but Kramer avoids the damage to the body.
Galt tries to land a knee to the head but Kramer blocks with his arms.
Kramer connects with a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Galt stops a takedown attempt from Kramer.
Kramer lands a knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galt managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Galt avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Galt.
Kramer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kramer has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Galt avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Galt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kramer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kramer looking to throw knees to the head but Galt is blocking nicely.
Kramer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kramer has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Galt avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
John Galt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kosmo Kramer.
Kramer trying to land knees to the body.
Galt stalling the fight.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kramer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Galt's brow.
Galt tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kramer avoids it.
Galt tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Galt unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kramer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kramer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Galt is defending well for now.
Galt managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Kramer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Galt takes a knee right on the jaw!
Galt leaning against his opponent.
Nice body punch from Galt.
Galt tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Galt tries to pull guard but Kramer forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kramer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Galt tries to land knees in the clinch but Kramer avoids the damage to the body.
Kramer looking to throw knees to the head but Galt is blocking nicely.
Galt tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kramer avoids it.
Galt trying to control the position but instead, Kramer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Galt into the cage.
Galt trying to land knees to the body.

Galt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kramer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kramer lands with a right hand.
Galt throws a sloppy head kick and Kramer moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kramer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Galt utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Galt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kramer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kramer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Galt is defending well for now.
Kramer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
Galt tries to stall but Kramer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kramer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Galt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kramer is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Galt is defending well.
Kramer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kramer working Galt over with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Galt lands with a light punch inside.
Kramer avoids a wild elbow strike from Galt.
Galt lands a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Galt.
Galt managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
Kramer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kramer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Galt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kramer misses with an elbow strike.
Galt fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kramer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Galt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Galt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.

Galt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Galt throws a jab when Kramer was well out of range.

Galt moves into range and clinches up with Kramer.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Galt gets through Kramer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Galt tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Galt lands a knee to the body.

Galt manages to break the clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Galt. Those never looked like landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kosmo Kramer.
I think Kramer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kosmo Kramer!
As Kosmo Kramer got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.