PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tze Tze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Schmoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tze Tze has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Tze
vs
Schmoe

189 cm
25
298 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

205 cm
25
263 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Knockout power

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tze Tze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe Schmoe!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmoe ducks under a wild hook from Tze.
Schmoe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tze checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tze blocks a leg kick.
Schmoe takes a swing at Tze's ribcage but misses.

Schmoe dives in and scores a takedown into Tze's guard.
Tze wants to sweep but no luck.
Schmoe postures up.
Tze wants to improve his position but instead Schmoe has moved into half guard.
Tze knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schmoe on the ground.

Schmoe is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Schmoe is trying to work for a kimura but Tze is defending well.
Schmoe tries to pass the half guard into mount. Tze knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schmoe looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Schmoe is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tze defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tze trying to hold on to Schmoe's head to control him but Schmoe postures up.
Schmoe is pressing down on Tze's thigh, looking to free his foot. Tze is holding on for now.
Tze controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.

Schmoe seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Tze is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Joe Schmoe!
As Joe Schmoe got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: This is my retirement fight. It's nice to go out on a win!'.