PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colt Riley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Colt Riley has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Emilio Viagra's chin.

Viagra
vs
Riley

176 cm
28
165 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

171 cm
28
158 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Perkele!
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Colt Riley!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Riley just misses with a punch to the body.
Viagra lands a nice leg kick that just misses Riley's sensitive parts.
Riley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Viagra fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Riley throws a right and a left that Viagra avoids nicely.
Riley fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Viagra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Riley.
Colt Riley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Riley tries to close the distance and clinch up but Viagra swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Riley stuns Viagra with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Riley looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Viagra is fending him off so far but Riley persists. Nope, Viagra circles away and we're back to standing.
Riley fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Viagra on the side of the head.
Riley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Riley tries to bum rush Viagra with a series of wild strikes but Viagra uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Viagra.

It looks like Colt Riley has been cut.
Riley scores with a one two! Viagra had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Emilio Viagra has been cut.
Riley slaps away a takedown attempt from Viagra, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A head kick misses from Riley.
Viagra falls off balance throwing a combination
and Riley counters with a straight right hand.
Riley takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Riley just misses with a punch to the body.
Riley is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throws the left hand but Riley avoids the punch easily.
Riley throws a head kick but Viagra moves out of range.

Riley shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Viagra is looking for a sweep. Riley is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Viagra works his way to full guard. Good work.
Viagra controls Riley momentarily but Riley frees himself.

Viagra is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Riley is aware though and is defending well.
Riley wants to pass the guard but Viagra is keeping the position.
Viagra is trying to keep Riley in close.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Riley stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Viagra swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Viagra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Riley trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Riley is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Riley throwing strikes from guard but Viagra blocks nicely.
Riley trying to control but Viagra is working from the bottom.
Riley controlling from the top position.
Viagra working a defensive guard here.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Viagra throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Riley ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Viagra moves away.
Riley lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Viagra backs up against the cage.
Riley walks into a left hand.
Riley is looking to clinch.
Viagra takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Viagra is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Riley has cracked Viagra with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Riley lands another huge swinging hook and Viagra tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Viagra, before Riley can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Colt Riley!
A very excited looking Colt Riley made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.