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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pate Paukuttaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids has chosen Duke Nukem Quotes! as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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215 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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188 cm
25
210 lbs
13 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pate Paukuttaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
On Roids wants to clinch up but Paukuttaja keeps it at a distance.
On Roids wants to clinch up but Paukuttaja keeps it at a distance.
On Roids moves into range and clinches up with Paukuttaja.
Paukuttaja lands with a short punch from the clinch.
On Roids is leaning against Paukuttaja and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Paukuttaja wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Paukuttaja blocking some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Paukuttaja's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Paukuttaja jumps guard and drags On Roids to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
On Roids forces his way into half guard.
On Roids seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
On Roids wants to control but Paukuttaja is keeping him busy.
Paukuttaja on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paukuttaja wants to get back to his feet.
Paukuttaja wants to sweep but On Roids has passed to side control!
On Roids lands a decent elbow from side control.
On Roids working the ground and pound.
It looks like Pate Paukuttaja has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids just content to control the position.
On Roids lands a few punches from side control.
Paukuttaja is working to avoid the ground and pound but On Roids connects with a decent elbow.
Paukuttaja is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
On Roids drops an elbow to the side of Paukuttaja's head.
Pate Paukuttaja's cut is getting worse.
Paukuttaja is defending against the submission attempts here by On Roids.
Paukuttaja looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
On Roids tries to pass the half guard into mount. Paukuttaja knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
On Roids passes to full mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paukuttaja is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Paukuttaja takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! On Roids's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke On Roids!
Post fight, Duke On Roids took to the microphone: 'Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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