PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maestre Hulk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hit em' Up. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slice
vs
Hulk

225 cm
33
277 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

190 cm
30
270 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Great low kicks
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Maestre Hulk!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Alexandre Firmino and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hulk shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Slice sprawls well. Slice wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hulk gets slowly back to his feet.
Slice looks to land a combination but Hulk avoids it well.
Slice throws a nice looking combination but Hulk bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Slice gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Slice keeping moving, preventing Hulk from controlling successfully.
Hulk slips nicely into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hulk connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hulk wants to free his trapped foot but Slice is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Slice keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hulk throwing shots but Slice is blocking nicely.
Slice wants to get back to his feet.
Hulk has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Slice taking some punishment here, with Hulk in his half guard.

Hulk seems to be looking for submissions.
Slice is trying to stand up here but Hulk is controlling him well.
Hulk keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice wants to get back to his feet.
Hulk not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hulk is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hulk scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Hulk lands a heavy elbow.
Hulk lands a big shot there that rocks Slice but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Slice wants to get back to his feet.
Slice is breathing heavily.
Hulk wants to control the pace but Slice is squirming around nicely.
Hulk controlling his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hulk scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Hulk trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hulk in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Hulk goes for an armbar but Slice turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Slice.
Hulk manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hulk trying to control but Slice is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulk pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Hulk connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Hulk is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Slice can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Hulk postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Slice in real trouble here! The ref calls for Slice to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maestre Hulk!
Maestre Hulk bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.