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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toa Kiuga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Badass. Kiuga has chosen Wish as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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249 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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285 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toa Kiuga!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kiuga lands with a shot to the body.
CanChopper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kiuga.
Kiuga jabs CanChopper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
CanChopper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kiuga works the jab nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper cracks the inside of Kiuga's front leg.
CanChopper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kiuga misses with a jab, cross combination.
CanChopper ducks under a wild hook from Kiuga.
CanChopper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
CanChopper works over Kiuga's head and body with a nice combination.
Kiuga misses with a lunging right hand
and CanChopper counters with a good low kick that Kiuga was not able to check.
Kiuga avoids the head kick by CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a right hook to the body.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Kiuga. Those never looked like landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper loads up on a big right hand but Kiuga slips the punch.
Kiuga misses with a few strikes there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from CanChopper, right into the meat.
Kiuga swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kiuga takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kiuga looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kiuga on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by CanChopper. CanChopper obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper misses with a straight left.
CanChopper jabs at Kiuga's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by CanChopper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kiuga fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
Kiuga avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kiuga misses with a lunging right hand
and CanChopper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kiuga thinking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiuga swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kiuga misses with a looping right.
CanChopper is looking to slow Kiuga down with leg kicks.
Kiuga loads up on a big right hand but CanChopper slips the punch.
Nice shot lands for Kiuga.
CanChopper walks into a straight right hand from Kiuga.
Kiuga scores with a shot to the body.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
CanChopper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kiuga avoids it.
Kiuga blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiuga blocking some punches.
Kiuga can't find room to land a body shot as CanChopper controls the action.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
CanChopper looking to throw knees to the head but Kiuga is blocking nicely.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kiuga.
A nice glancing elbow lands by CanChopper.
Kiuga working some nice short punches in the clinch.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
CanChopper with a knee to the head.
CanChopper misses with an elbow over the top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiuga stalling in the clinch but CanChopper improves position.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Kiuga avoids the damage to the body.
Kiuga on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
CanChopper letting Kiuga take a breather here.
CanChopper throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kiuga blocks it with crossed arms.
Kiuga throws a head punch that misses.
CanChopper lands a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kiuga blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
CanChopper landing some nice looking knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ameri CanChopper dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
CanChopper lands a head kick!
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kiuga stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from CanChopper.
Kiuga looks to land a combination but CanChopper avoids it well.
CanChopper throws a big shot that misses.
Kiuga walks into a jab.
Kiuga throws a right and a left that both miss.
CanChopper slips a jab and a cross from Kiuga.
CanChopper tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kiuga swivels and escapes.
Kiuga misses with a body shot.
Kiuga misses with an uppercut.
Toa Kiuga seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper connects with a high kick.
CanChopper lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a head kick that Kiuga semi-blocks.
Ameri CanChopper is winning the standup battle so far.
CanChopper tries to clinch there but Kiuga circles away.
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting CanChopper here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Kiuga throws a lazy right hand but CanChopper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
CanChopper avoids the body shot from Kiuga.
A swing and a miss from Kiuga.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
CanChopper throws the kick towards the body but Kiuga avoids it.
Kiuga throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Kiuga. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kiuga.
Kiuga tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but CanChopper was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiuga.
Kiuga on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
CanChopper is looking to clinch.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiuga stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from CanChopper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for CanChopper.
Kiuga connects with a single shot there.
A slapping leg kick lands for CanChopper.
CanChopper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
CanChopper rushes Kiuga and presses him up against the cage.
CanChopper prevents Kiuga from breaking the clinch.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.
Kiuga is breathing heavily.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Kiuga.
With the fighters up against the cage, CanChopper throws an elbow but misses.
CanChopper lands a nice knee to the body.
Kiuga's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kiuga.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kiuga misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
CanChopper scores a nice knee to the body.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kiuga is trying to stall.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
CanChopper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kiuga managing to block the knees to the body from CanChopper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiuga blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kiuga tries to circle away but CanChopper has him pinned against the cage.
CanChopper landing knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiuga on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from CanChopper as the two fighters clinch.
CanChopper landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ameri CanChopper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kiuga takes a knee right on the jaw!
CanChopper landing knees to the head.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
CanChopper working Kiuga over with knees to the body.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kiuga is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kiuga pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
CanChopper connects with an inside leg kick.
CanChopper has Kiuga up against the cage in a clinch.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kiuga.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ameri CanChopper dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Kiuga misses with a double jab
and CanChopper counters with a leg kick.
Kiuga throws a lazy uppercut
and CanChopper counters with a slapping leg kick.
CanChopper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kiuga can do to turn this around?
CanChopper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
CanChopper clinches.
CanChopper misses with a body punch.
Kiuga avoiding damage as CanChopper throws knees to the body.
CanChopper is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from CanChopper.
Kiuga stalling in the clinch but CanChopper improves position.
CanChopper stalling in the clinch.
Kiuga takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
CanChopper struggles to land a body shot inside as Kiuga controls his hands.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kiuga avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper manages to break the clinch.
Kiuga walks forward, straight into a front kick from CanChopper.
CanChopper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
CanChopper cracks the inside of Kiuga's front leg.
Kiuga misses with a left hand
and CanChopper counters with a one-two to the body.
A cross from CanChopper lands.
CanChopper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
CanChopper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kiuga.
CanChopper lands with a kick to the temple. Kiuga shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kiuga is rocked!
CanChopper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kiuga.
CanChopper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kiuga has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fight stays on the outside here - CanChopper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
CanChopper is looking to slow Kiuga down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper connects with a solid leg kick.
CanChopper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
CanChopper thumps Kiuga with a low kick.
Kiuga has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from CanChopper.
CanChopper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A nice inside leg kick there by CanChopper. That's going to slow Kiuga down.
CanChopper lands with a slapping head kick.
Kiuga is still on wobbly legs! Can CanChopper finish him?
CanChopper connects with a body shot that sends Kiuga's belly button to the back.
Kiuga seems to have recovered his senses.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper looks to land a combination but Kiuga avoids it well.
Kiuga on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from CanChopper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kiuga. That did some damage!
CanChopper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
CanChopper throws a head kick that Kiuga semi-blocks.
CanChopper connects with the punch.
Crunch! CanChopper slams his shin into Kiuga's torso.
CanChopper throws a powerful right kick. Kiuga tried to block low but the kick was high! Kiuga was taken right off of his feet! CanChopper jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper very nearly forgot to thank Hell's Balls Recovery (160) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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