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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alpo Yliremmi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Jeremy's choice of entrance music: Motörhead - Killed By Death. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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280 lbs
17 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alpo Yliremmi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yliremmi throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yliremmi misses with a head kick.
Yliremmi staying out of range there.
Yliremmi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
It looks like Alpo Yliremmi has been cut.
Jeremy avoids the body shot from Yliremmi.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Jeremy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yliremmi throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
Yliremmi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A lazy left from Yliremmi finds it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yliremmi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jeremy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Yliremmi tries a head kick but it misses.
Yliremmi feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Yliremmi.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yliremmi thows a leg kick but Jeremy checks it
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Yliremmi slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Yliremmi.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi misses with the combination.
Yliremmi lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jeremy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Yliremmi slips the punch.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Yliremmi wants to land a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Yliremmi finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yliremmi tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Jeremy takes the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jeremy obliges.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
A nice left hand lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Yliremmi controls the action.
Yliremmi is trying to force a seperation but Jeremy has the dominant position.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi blocks an elbow strike.
Yliremmi avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Yliremmi's defenses.
Alpo Yliremmi's cut is getting worse.
Jeremy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yliremmi backwards.
Alpo Yliremmi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Jeez, Alpo Yliremmi's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alpo Yliremmi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!
An intense looking Ron Jeremy took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'All the ladies are welcome to shave my back tonite on my hotel room!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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