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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Rampage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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221 lbs
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222 lbs
25 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kyle Rampage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rampage lands a right hook to the body.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.
Rampage cracks Zoidberg with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Rampage jabs at Zoidberg's body.
Rampage throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a solid leg kick but Rampage takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rampage throws a head kick but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Rampage throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rampage throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rampage cracks Zoidberg with an open hand slap.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rampage throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rampage takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Rampage is out of range.
Rampage instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rampage is defending well for now.
Rampage manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Rampage gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike.
Still in the clinch, Rampage scores with a nice short uppercut.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Rampage creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rampage comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Rampage lands an elbow inside that Zoidberg shrugs off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Rampage avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Rampage.
Rampage scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Rampage in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rampage avoids it.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Kyle Rampage has been cut.
Rampage wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rampage breaks the clinch.
Rampage gets tackled into the cage by Zoidberg. Zoidberg maintains the clinch.
Rampage lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Rampage misses with some punches.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Rampage avoids the damage to the body.
Rampage has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Rampage in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Rampage scores with a shot to the side of Zoidberg's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rampage softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rampage looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rampage is defending well for now.
Rampage throws an elbow but it misses.
Rampage managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Rampage throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Rampage gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
Rampage throws an elbow that misses.
Rampage avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rampage just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zoidberg's brow.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Rampage blocks with his arms.
Rampage lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rampage just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zoidberg's brow.
Rampage working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Rampage throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Rampage lands an elbow inside.
The cut above John Zoidberg's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A shot in the inside from Rampage.
Rampage wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Rampage looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Rampage misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rampage makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rampage is defending well for now.
Rampage is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Rampage blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Rampage moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rampage.
Zoidberg throws a chopping leg kick but Rampage manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rampage.
A slapping body kick lands there for Rampage.
Rampage clinches.
Rampage lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Rampage leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Rampage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rampage swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rampage lands with a light punch inside.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike.
Rampage gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rampage manages to break the clinch.
Kyle Rampage is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Zoidberg blocks the low kick.
Rampage has Zoidberg up against the cage in a clinch.
Rampage throws an elbow but it misses.
Rampage avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
A nice left hand lands by Rampage.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Rampage lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rampage is defending well for now.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Kyle Rampage has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rampage looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Rampage avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Rampage throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Rampage avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Rampage blocks with his arms.
Still in the clinch, Rampage scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rampage doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Rampage breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Rampage.
Rampage closes the distance and pushes Zoidberg back into the cage.
Rampage lands a hook that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Rampage pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Rampage shrugs off.
Rampage managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg avoids a wild elbow strike from Rampage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Rampage is rocked!
Rampage misses with an elbow strike.
Rampage wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Rampage lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Rampage has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Rampage wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Rampage breaks the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Rampage.
A big right from Rampage misses.
Zoidberg throws a sloppy head kick and Rampage moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Rampage misses.
Zoidberg throws out a leg kick but Rampage moves out of range and Zoidberg only half commits.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Rampage sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rampage has Zoidberg up against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Rampage swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rampage misses with some punches.
Rampage can't break the clinch.
Rampage managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Rampage 's eye.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Rampage lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
John Zoidberg's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Zoidberg avoids the elbow strike from Rampage, against the cage.
Rampage creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rampage takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Rampage misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Kyle Rampage will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Zoidberg thumps Rampage with a low kick.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Rampage goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rampage gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Rampage takes an elbow to the temple.
Rampage pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Rampage down with leg kicks.
Rampage lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rampage dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zoidberg. That did some damage!
Rampage takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Rampage's leg but Rampage calmly moves out of range.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rampage swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rampage. That did some damage!
A leg kick checked by Rampage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rampage, pushing him back against the cage.
Rampage takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kyle Rampage's cut is getting worse.
Rampage lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg dodges an elbow strike from Rampage.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Rampage pushes off an throws an elbow but Zoidberg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Rampage throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Rampage is blocking nicely.
Rampage avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rampage is defending well for now.
Rampage is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Rampage fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg dodges an elbow strike from Rampage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rampage avoids it.
Rampage throws a head punch that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Rampage's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Rampage is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg dodges an elbow strike from Rampage.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg blocks the elbow strike.
Rampage creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Zoidberg's defenses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rampage throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Rampage.
Rampage lands a damaging elbow.
Rampage throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Rampage throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Rampage avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Rampage takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rampage lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Rampage has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Rampage avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Rampage working aggressively here.
Rampage managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Rampage takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rampage blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Rampage's ribcage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Rampage's defenses.
Kyle Rampage's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Rampage blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Rampage won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Rampage's ribcage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Rampage takes a knee right on the jaw!
Oh Rampage is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Rampage seems to have got his legs back now.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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