PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nick Military (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Nick Military has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Military
vs
Obama

190 cm
18
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
182 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Military!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obama!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Steve Montenegro and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Military fakes the leg kick and cracks Obama in the body.

Military closes the distance and pushes Obama back into the cage.

Obama breaks from the clinch.
Military throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Military clinches up with Obama and pushes him back against the cage.

Military drags the fight down to the ground.

Military looking for a guillotine here but Obama defends easily.
Military knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Obama on the ground.
Military trying to keep a closed guard but Obama is proving a slippery customer.
Military wants to get back to his feet but Obama is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Military looking for a guillotine here but Obama defends easily.
Obama wants to control from the top but Military keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama wants to pass the guard but Military is keeping the position.
Obama is pushing down on Military's leg trying to pass to half guard. Military is fighting to maintain full guard but Obama has managed to sneak the leg through.
Military is trying to maintain the position but Obama is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Obama works his way into side control.

Obama is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Military looks calm but he's in trouble here. Obama gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Military is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Obama lets go of the hold and Military can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Barack Obama!
Barack Obama took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Fuck Mitt Romney!'.