PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jett Jaggers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jaggers
vs
Jeremy

178 cm
31
147 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

175 cm
28
145 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jett Jaggers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Konstantin Menshow and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaggers takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jaggers throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jaggers changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jeremy motions for Jaggers to come forward. Jeremy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jaggers swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Jeremy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jaggers avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Jaggers misses with a body shot.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Jaggers slips the punch.
Jaggers throws a right and a left that Jeremy avoids nicely.
No joy there for Jeremy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Jaggers ducks under and follows up with a left that Jaggers also avoids with ease.
Jaggers doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jeremy counters with a nice body shot.
Jaggers works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
Jaggers shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jaggers missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jeremy scores with a jab.
Jeremy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jaggers pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jeremy back to the cage. Jaggers follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Jaggers cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs.
Jaggers stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy.
Jaggers swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jeremy.
Jaggers on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jeremy.
Jeremy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jeremy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jeremy tries to move into range but Jaggers moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jaggers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jaggers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jaggers moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jaggers.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Jaggers sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sloppy strikes from Jaggers. Those never looked like landing.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Jaggers is out of range.
Jaggers uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Jaggers is avoiding it.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Jaggers keeps it at a distance.
Jaggers throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jaggers swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jaggers takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Jeremy moves into the clinch successfully.
Jeremy lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A leg kick checked by Jaggers.

Jaggers closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jaggers lands in his opponent's guard.
Jeremy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jeremy controls Jaggers momentarily but Jaggers frees himself.
Jaggers throws a big elbow that misses.
Jeremy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jeremy is trying to hold Jaggers in close to prevent damage but Jaggers has managed to pass into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaggers trying to control the action but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
Jaggers throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Jeremy to regain full guard.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Jaggers from controlling successfully.
Jeremy wants to sweep but no luck.
Jeremy controls Jaggers momentarily but Jaggers frees himself.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jaggers trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jaggers tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Jaggers's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A big right from Jaggers misses.
Jeremy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Good work by Jaggers as he checks the leg kick.
Jeremy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jaggers is able to avoid easily.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jaggers is looking to wear down Jeremy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jaggers.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Jaggers gets a takedown into half guard.
Jaggers prevents Jeremy from improving his position.
Jeremy has hold of Jaggers's hands but Jaggers slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jaggers is trying to control the action in half guard but Jeremy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Jeremy keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaggers winds up and cracks Jeremy with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jaggers not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jaggers missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jeremy is refusing to be controlled, as Jaggers sits in half guard.
Jeremy desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Jeremy is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jaggers is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jeremy is just riding it out for now. Jaggers eventually gives up the hold.
Jeremy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jaggers is working away from the top position though.

Jaggers is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaggers scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Jaggers keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jaggers passes into side control, despite Jeremy's attempt to control the position.
Jeremy avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Jaggers.
Jeremy parries the strikes from Jaggers easily there. Jaggers is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jeremy to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaggers in side control, throwing shots but Jeremy defends.
Jaggers landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Jaggers in side control, throwing shots but Jeremy defends.
Jeremy manages to get back to half guard.
Jeremy preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Jeremy is looking to control Jaggers's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jeremy avoid being mounted?
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jaggers misses with a head shot. Jeremy uses the momentum to regain guard.
Jaggers stopping the sweep attempt from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jett Jaggers dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Jaggers throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Jaggers misses with a wild body shot.
Jaggers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jeremy can pounce on him.
Jeremy connects with a solid leg kick.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand

and Jaggers counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Jeremy controlling Jaggers's posture.
Jaggers postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jeremy is on top in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaggers keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.

Jaggers working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Jeremy has passed into half guard!
Jeremy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jaggers defending well though.
Jeremy sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Jeremy seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jaggers does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Jaggers looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jaggers wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to pass to mount but Jaggers is defending the position.
Nice strikes from Jeremy there.
Jeremy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Jaggers wants to improve his position but Jeremy is controlling well.
Jaggers keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jeremy winds up and cracks Jaggers with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jaggers works his way to full guard. Good work.
Jeremy prevents Jaggers from getting back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jeremy trying to control but Jaggers is working from the bottom.

Jaggers is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jeremy defends well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy postures up and lands a big shot to Jaggers's brow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaggers keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
Jeremy is working Jaggers over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Jaggers working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jeremy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jeremy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jaggers is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jeremy scoring with some ground and pound.

Jaggers looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jeremy lands a couple of elbows.
Jeremy trying to control the position from guard on top but Jaggers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Jaggers is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jeremy looking to pass the guard.
Jeremy trying to control but Jaggers is working from the bottom.
Jeremy lands a couple of elbows.
Jeremy slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jeremy wants to control from the top but Jaggers keeps moving.

Ron Jeremy has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Some wild striking there from Jaggers.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Jaggers keeps it at a distance.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Jaggers ducks down to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jeremy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI, into his post fight interview.