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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack McClusky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClusky has chosen I Stand Alone as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jack McClusky was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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254 lbs
45 - 21 - 1 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
45 - 21 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jack McClusky!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Steve Montenegro and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClusky misses with an uppercut.
McClusky connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fuck Tito's hands.
It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito connects with a crisp jab.
McClusky throws a hook to the side of Fuck Tito's head but Fuck Tito sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McClusky is looking to slow Fuck Tito down with leg kicks.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from McClusky.
McClusky throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.
McClusky ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
McClusky takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McClusky scores with a sloppy right hand. Fuck Tito should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from McClusky.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McClusky.
Fuck Tito avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McClusky.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A bone on bone clash there as Fuck Tito blocks the leg kick.
McClusky needs to keep his hands up - Fuck Tito had a free shot at his head there.
McClusky throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McClusky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a high kick!
McClusky throws a lazy right hand but Fuck Tito sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuck Tito moves away from the strike by McClusky.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by McClusky.
Fuck Tito staying out of range there.
A chopping leg kick lands by McClusky.
McClusky jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McClusky misses with a straight left.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from McClusky.
Fuck Tito tests McClusky's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McClusky.
Fuck Tito throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McClusky slips under a jab.
A jab from Fuck Tito finds it's way through McClusky's defenses.
McClusky loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
A jab from McClusky misses.
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McClusky.
McClusky is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fuck Tito lands a slapping body shot.
Fuck Tito scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab from McClusky.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McClusky thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping right.
McClusky swings widly with a right hand
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Jack McClusky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McClusky looks to land a left hand but Fuck Tito moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito slips a jab from McClusky.
Fuck Tito connects with a right hand. McClusky shakes it off.
Fuck Tito lands the left hand.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McClusky takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McClusky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fuck Tito to score with a decent uppercut.
McClusky takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McClusky throws a hook but Fuck Tito blocks it.
McClusky thuds a left hand into Fuck Tito's body.
McClusky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuck Tito was well out of range. Poor timing from McClusky.
McClusky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but McClusky avoids it easily.
McClusky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClusky has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands with a right hand.
McClusky swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McClusky is looking to score with low kicks.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but McClusky avoids it easily.
McClusky misses with an uppercut
and Fuck Tito counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuck Tito shoots in but McClusky avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Oooooh!!! McClusky has knocked Fuck Tito down with a huge combo! McClusky steps away and waves a wobbly Fuck Tito back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Fuck Tito is rocked!
Chuck Fuck Tito's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McClusky throws a hook but Fuck Tito avoids it easily.
Oh Fuck Tito is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito defending well as McClusky loads up on a big left hand.
McClusky lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Fuck Tito head around and knocks him out cold! McClusky hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jack McClusky!
Jack McClusky took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $150 for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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